The very first A-bomb test in New Mexico in 1945 was a time-traveling fart from Robau...after he lit it near a black hole.
Facts About Captain Robau
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If he enters the warehouse his awesomeness may cause the artifacts therein to make the planet to blow up
Dino's have Robau DNA.
Robau doesn't just have DNA. He invented DNA.
You know what the "R" in RNA stands for?
Robau was present when the universe was created. When God said "Let There Be Light..." Robau winked and threw the switch.
Then one of them said to the other "You're captain now!" and left.
Robau can kick his height.
Robau can kick Andre The Giant's height.
Robau can kick EVERY giant and EVERYONE named Andre...both at the exact same time.
Robau trained Donald Trump in the field of business.
The Don was HIS apprentice!
The Don was HIS apprentice!
Robau made the universe an offer it couldn't refuse. Join him...or perish.
Robau is capable of more action than Action Jackson.
Robau is capable of more action than ACTION.
Robaubooey!! Robaubooey!!
Robau helped John Goodman lose weight.
Robau helped Rush Limbaugh lose weight.
Robau knows the meaning of pain. Robau is pain.
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