Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau also has more barnacles than Barnaclelapse.
Where the hell is everyone?!
Where the hell is everyone?!
Re: Spock will die in the next movie
Perhaps the "Facts about Captain Robau" thing has run it's course?
(*ducks*)
Perhaps the "Facts about Captain Robau" thing has run it's course?
(*ducks*)
^ The Robau will forgive you for your blasphemy. You must say 100 Hail Robaus and shave your head immediately.
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!
Hair is dead material. This is why the Robau is bald.
Re: Spock will die in the next movie
The Robau is ever vigilant when it comes to grammatical errors.
His Awesomness has revealed unto me in a vision:
This thread shall not die untill either it reaches the 1,000,000 page--or we all run out of facts and end up repeating the old ones.
Whichever comes last.
And then he shall appear himself--and destroy it himself.
All his pupils shall see him on that day--and all the mods shall mourn because of him (especially The One Who Must Not Be Named, who dares to have ME on his/her/its watch list for some strange unfathomable reason)!
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
This thread shall not die untill either it reaches the 1,000,000 page--or we all run out of facts and end up repeating the old ones.
Whichever comes last.
And then he shall appear himself--and destroy it himself.
All his pupils shall see him on that day--and all the mods shall mourn because of him (especially The One Who Must Not Be Named, who dares to have ME on his/her/its watch list for some strange unfathomable reason)!
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
If Robau punched Q, he (Q) would no longer exist.
If Robau punched Trelaine, Trelaine would cease to have ever existed at all.
^But what would happen if Robau punched himself??
^ That's what is known as "The Big Bang Theory".
Robau can punch out a horse.
^ The three R's are actually Robau, Robau and Robau. They're pronounced slightly differently, but only Robau himself knows exactly how. The rest of us don't have vocal chords that are badass enough to recognize the distinction.
That is just as well, for the correct utterance of those words would bring on the End Of Days.
Whew...
Robau is going to help me make sure I get this fucking CD finished for the print anthology edition of the literary magazine I work for.
...Please, Robau? Pretty please?
Robau is going to help me make sure I get this fucking CD finished for the print anthology edition of the literary magazine I work for.
...Please, Robau? Pretty please?
^ Robau is annoyed that you are asking him for a favor with out the proper amount of groveling.
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"Ask not what Captain Robau can do for you, ask instead what you can do for Captain Robau."
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