Mike Haggar fears Robau.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Sammy Haggar fears Robau.
Robau can't drive 55.
But he CAN do Warp 55.
But he CAN do Warp 55.
Robau wears Haggar pants. And they fear him.
Beowulf fears Robau.
Leonidas pisses himself at the mere mention of Robau.
This is how Robau plays Cowboy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sBOsh-vyI
And by "playing Cowboy," I mean "forcing others back in time to act out his dramatic pursuits and rewrite the late 1800s into something more awesome."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sBOsh-vyI
And by "playing Cowboy," I mean "forcing others back in time to act out his dramatic pursuits and rewrite the late 1800s into something more awesome."
Robau played Cops and Robbers as a kid.
He was the state electric chair.
He was the state electric chair.
He didn't have any playmates as a baby. He opened a door into multiple dimentions and played with other versions of himself.
Robau's first kiss involved the entire female population of the Beta Quadrant.
Captain Robau wants your dawggies.
The serum Jack Carver was injected with to give him feral powers was Robau's sweat.
Captain Jack Harkness entered a monastery after seeing Robau. He could not date any other being after that.
The eyes of Robau are upon you.
Anything you do he's gonna see.
When you're in space look behind you.
'Cause that's where Robau's gonna be.
Anything you do he's gonna see.
When you're in space look behind you.
'Cause that's where Robau's gonna be.
Robau once fought the Texas Rangers.
Now there are no more Rangers left.
Or a Texas.
Now there are no more Rangers left.
Or a Texas.
The Big Bang is rated at 1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick, but 1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is equivalent to only 1 millionth of an RAU (Robau Awesomeness Unit).
Robau's roundhouse kicks remove the tops of entire continents...and that's when he's not really trying.
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