Roabau don't need to fight...to prove he's right...
Facts About Captain Robau
- Thread starter Herkimer Jitty
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And he certainly don't need to be forgiven...
Robau once shot a galaxy...just for spinnin' too loud!
Captain Robau likes to bend things that are unbendable.
Robau invented The Beatles.
Robau did not invent Wings.
And he broke them up when they displeased him.
Definitely not. But he forgives me for liking a few of their songs.
Thank you, Captain Robau.
Now, hot wings, he DID invent.
On the eighth day, God created badass, and He called the badass "Robau", and saw that it was good. Robau then said, "Take a break, God, I've got it from here."
And created Yoko in a rare, unjustified moment of self-loathing.
The myths and legends of the heros of yore can be traced back to people stumbling upon Robau when he was doing push-ups whilst shirtless.
Robau doesn't push himself up when he does push-ups. He pushes all of creation DOWN.
And all of creation says, "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"
Each of Robau's scalp follicles contains a micro-universe where all the intelligent creatures are badasses and win every fight they get into.
From there, the WWF and the UFC was invented.
Can you smell what the Robau is cooking?
(PS. Before some smartass comes on, I know that the UFC is "real" and WWF is fake. I also know it's no longer called the WWF, but I HATE WWEEEEEE. So, Mr. Anal, whoever you are, we know. Get on with your life. Thank you.)
Can you smell what the Robau is cooking?
(PS. Before some smartass comes on, I know that the UFC is "real" and WWF is fake. I also know it's no longer called the WWF, but I HATE WWEEEEEE. So, Mr. Anal, whoever you are, we know. Get on with your life. Thank you.)
Robau stages cage fights. Where one cage battles another one. He's THAT badass.
Robau created the black holes. He wanted to kill a bug by stepping on it.
Sometimes Robau idly muses about working out, and by the time he's thought about it, he's already run 60km and bench pressed a warp nacelle without even really noticing it.
Workouts should be approached in a zen like manner. Once again, Robau is wise.
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