Also the under appreciated TV show.
Robau has called Alex Chilton to a higher plane of awesome.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Also the under appreciated TV show.
Robau has called Alex Chilton to a higher plane of awesome.
Robau built the first Cylon. As a personal french toast maker.
Robau is the only man who can eat quiche without looking like a sissy.
Some may not get the Captain Robau love, but Robau loves all his children, regardless of wether they acknowledge his badassness or not, and in his infinite wisdom he forgives those who transgress against his awesomeness. Up to a certain point, that is. Be wary non-believers.
Because the Chicago Cubs don't understand all the Robau love, Robau won't let them win the World Series.
Because the nuTrek haters don't understand the Robau love...they are going to get another movie. You may not see Robau, but you bet your ass his badass spirit will be there in all it's awesomeness.
Because the dinousaures didn't understand Robaus love they got extingt.
Robau is proof that God doesn't need to fucking tell you what he needs with a starship.
Robau's favorite hot dogs?
Raw pig wrapped in a giant sesame seed bun. Coated in the blood of his enemies.
Raw pig wrapped in a giant sesame seed bun. Coated in the blood of his enemies.
This quote is one of the many reasons why i love Barnaclelapse.
And ROBAU approves!
Robau's boats never get barnacles on the bottoms. Because Robau glares at the sea and they are too scared to attach themselves to his craft.
Foolish mortal! Robau doesn't need a boat! He glares at the sea and it parts for him!
Yeah, but boats draw bikini babes. So, Robau has to limit his yacht time, for he'd get ALL of them. And if you want to be a bikini babe crewmember in Robau's flotilla, you have to get on a waiting list, your place determined by photo spread and measurements.
This is the Robau naval crew, and they have standards. This ain't just Hooters, or some such.
This is the Robau naval crew, and they have standards. This ain't just Hooters, or some such.
Hilarious!!!!!!!! i am highly amused.
The largest dildo ever made rests on Robau's nightstand. However, this is not because Robau is gay. The dildo must be reminded every night, when Robau goes to bed in the nude, of how inferior it is to Robau's genitalia.
Robau's boxes of Lucky Charms contain nothing BUT marshmallows. Double regular size, too!
Robau's box of Honey Nut Cheerios contains actual assorted nuts which Robau pours into a bowl of rich,thick, delicious honey who's taste can only be described as worthy of a god.
Robau's box of Crackerjacks never has just one secret toy surprise.
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