Robau has his own version of the 24 drinking game. When he watches 24 and says "Dammit!", Jack Bauer has to have a drink.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau plays quarters by trying to flip poured whiskey and beer onto coins. If he hits them, he swallows the coins whole and turns them into a highly efficient fuel for his starship.
^And in case you all are wondering...
No, Robau NEVER misses!
No, Robau NEVER misses!
Robau has no time to be in love with a centerfold.
Robau doesn't need an IP to surf the Web. He simply closes his eyes and gets a high-speed, thought-controlled stream projected onto the insides of his eyelids.
One pinch of Robautriticale can feed the entire Federation.
Robau will give us the strength to get this thread to page 400.
Robau can do the five word thingies in 4 words. Just try and stop him.
Robau can spell "Kelvin" using no fewer than all 26 letters of the alphabet.
Don't believe me? Ask him. And he'll prove it to you by FORCE.
Don't believe me? Ask him. And he'll prove it to you by FORCE.
Robau doesn't need translation. His badass-english is understood by every species.
Awesome Baddassery, the true universal language. Robau wrote it.
When you hit Mighty Robau in the balls, he just laughs. When Mighty Robau hits you in the balls... you become a Enuich
Robau never needs creamer in his coffee. He simply glares at his cup and the coffee gets milkier-looking out of fear and intimidation.
FOOL! ROBAU REGRETS NOTHING! NOTHING DO YOU HEAR ME! NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FORGIVENESS FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE!
Even Robau regrets watching Rockwell.
Much like everyone else alive in 1985.
A good idea...gone horribly wrong. Even for Mighty Robau.
Robau could stop this never-ending winter. He doesn't feel the cold, but finds it amusing to see us suffer.
Robau started the Gizmonics Institute.
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