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Facts About Captain Robau
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Nero and Spock only think that they traveled backwards in time. What actually happened was that Robau flew around the Universe and made time reverse itself.
Not for the two-thirds of the universe that was destroyed in the conflict.
Robau started shaving his head to get chicks. Chicks started shaving theirs to KEEP him.
^And they became the Deltans. 
I have planted my flag.
I think all of us Robau-acolytes must vote for ROBAU! For if we do not he will smite us with a snap of his badass fingers.
Robau takes things one day at a time. In part because if he went any faster the fabric of space-time would collapse in on itself.
Robau's private library became open to the public and financed by taxpayers' dollars because we as a nation are never too grateful for his collection of self-authored works of the Kama Sutra.
Also, there's no section for "Romantic Fiction," but there is one for "Romantic Non-Fiction."
Also, there's no section for "Romantic Fiction," but there is one for "Romantic Non-Fiction."
That's just what he wanted them to think.
...in someone's alternate universe!
Robau died for our puns.
Ave Robau.
Robau made it snow in Savannah, GA.
Robau made Savannah, GA livable.
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