Robau once won a staring contest with a mirror.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau once arm-wrestled himself.
It was a draw.
It was a draw.
Robau is wise in his bad-ass-nes.
Robau will forgive her. Its you he may not forgive for not spreading good word of Robau to your future mate. Now... drop and give Robau 20 cock pushups!
...while singing the anthem to the Robau!
Oh yeah and Robau has to "inspect" your fiance too. Just to make sure you're badass enough for her.
Robau's chest hair is known as "The Danger Zone."
And his pubic hair?
"The Wilderness of No Return."
"The Wilderness of No Return."
Let me guess; where no man has gone before?
Where no man IS ALLOWED to go.
Robau's ALL man. A manly man's man.
Robau's ALL man. A manly man's man.
Where no man IS ALLOWED to go.
Robau's ALL man. A manly man's man.
Bit touchy there luv?
Who am I to imply otherwise. Robau is so manly he makes Cher concerts in San Francisco ooze testosterone...
Where no man IS ALLOWED to go.
Robau's ALL man. A manly man's man.
Bit touchy there luv?
Who am I to imply otherwise. Robau is so manly he makes Cher concerts in San Francisco ooze testosterone...
Robau can make male Cher fans STRAIGHT.
He has that effect even on the Scissor Sisters!
Where no man IS ALLOWED to go.
Robau's ALL man. A manly man's man.
Bit touchy there luv?
Who am I to imply otherwise. Robau is so manly he makes Cher concerts in San Francisco ooze testosterone...
Robau can make male Cher fans STRAIGHT.
And Robau can make football players go gay, too. Don't try to understand it, the Robau works in mysterious ways...
Robau: making people fall for him regardless of sexual orientation since yo momma.
Robau DOES read Playboy for the articles. For when it comes to the pics of boobs and poonanny, he just says, "Been there, done her."
Some people get 72 virgins in the afterlife. Should Robau die, he gets the Playboy Mansion (again).
Robau controls the afterlife.
Robau wrote "The Handbook for The Recently Deceased."
Robau knows whether Lady Gaga is hot or not.
Robau uses Lady Gaga to clean the wax from his ears.
BTW, Robau earwax is more valuable than gold.
BTW, Robau earwax is more valuable than gold.
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