Then blew his nose, and out came the best damned nachos you ever had!
Then proceeded to piss pints of Guiness...
Then proceeded to piss pints of Guiness...
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau wears sombreros...not to hide his baldness. But to make sombreros seem even MORE badass.
This is why sombreros became a meme here and elsewhere. The power of the Robau. Otherwise, it's just a silly Latin American party hat.
Every sombrero Robau has worn is a primary source of energy in the universe; equivalent to 273 stars.
You think Stargate Command gets giddy when they locate a ZPM. On those occasions when Daniel Jackson or Rodney McKay gets wind of a genuine Robau sombrero, the brass has a mandatory circle jerk.
At what point did Captain Robau stop being a badass starship captain, and evolve into an insane, gluttonous leprechaun leaking from every orifice?
Agreed.
His Supreme Awesomeness is most displeased at the apparent lack of discipline on this thread.
He demands penance.
NOW, imbeciles!!!
His Supreme Awesomeness is most displeased at the apparent lack of discipline on this thread.
He demands penance.
NOW, imbeciles!!!
At what point did Captain Robau stop being a badass starship captain, and evolve into an insane, gluttonous leprechaun leaking from every orifice?
Because he's the leprechaun Starfleet needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
If there were 100 Robaus, the Milky way would now have been called the Robau way or in official language: Galaxy of the United Federation of Planets of Robau.
It originally was, but even Robau knows modesty and ixnayed that particular trend. Besides, if one galaxy gets to call itself Robau, they all will want that. That's right and proper, but could cause more problems than it's worth.
Roabu actually gets what he ordered when visiting IHOP.
also, his eyes can project an EMH. Even better, he can project anything with his eyes...
Robau would feel fine whether it was the end of the world (as we knew it) or not.
What's the frequency, Robau? Is our benzedrine, uh huh.
How or why anyone would care about a character that had what 5 lines and was on screen for like 7 mins???? Come on!!
A favorite is porn.
Robau takes you down 'cause he's going...to...Badassery Fields.
Nothing is real.
And nothing to get lame about.
Nothing is real.
And nothing to get lame about.
You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm Captain Robau, no time to talk
Stayin' Badass
Stayin' Badass...
I'm Captain Robau, no time to talk
Stayin' Badass
Stayin' Badass...
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