Facts About Captain Robau

[Aragorn]

Video didn't kill the radio star, Robau did when he sat down for a radio interview because it was too awesome to be contained merely by audio.

 

[cooleddie74]

cooleddie74's avatar is indicating to us that although we are cool, we are not nearly as cool as Robau.

DAMN straight, yo.

 

[Aragorn]

If Robau had attended Tennessee, he would've kicked Lane Kiffin's ass all the way back to USC.

 

[cooleddie74]

If Robau had quarterbacked the Patriots last weekend, they'd still be in contention.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Quarterwhat? Robau watches the Premier League! And is man enough to support a crappy team like Arsenal! (which, incidently, is my team of choice as well. Funny, that)

 

[Rush Limborg]

Captain Robau always correctly predicts the winning team for the Super Bowl--at the beginning of the season.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau IS the winning team for the Super Bowl.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Correct--and the NFL Franchise is just a competition for the closest anyone's gotten this year.

 

[Arpy]

The exact date of the Big Bang? Pierre Robau's prom night.

Robau is He who is I Am.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau demands you show him on the doll where they touched you.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Captain Robau's kryptonite is any song by Abba.

 

[Wynterhawk]

Robau eats popcorn while watching movies. He doesn't need a stovetop or microwave. Just his sheer awesomeness.

 

[Aragorn]

If Robau stepped in for Jack Bauer, the show would be called 24 (microseconds).

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't get toothaches. He gives them.

 

[Wynterhawk]

Robau knows what you're looking at. Right now!

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau looks into your eyes...and sees your soul.

REPENT, IMBECILE--because The Great Captain Robau Maximus does not like what he sees!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau's kryptonite is any song by Abba.

Which only increases Robau's rage. The reason ABBA hasn't had a reunion is that he's killed them all.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau's eyesight is perfect, but if he ever needed to, he could perform Lasik on himself. Not that he'd ever need to. Since he doesn't need it.

 

[Rush Limborg]

How would he do it (in theory)?

By staring himself in the mirror.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Robau once performed a heart transplant on himself. For fun.