^Not that they woud've talked, anyway....
Facts About Captain Robau
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No, they would be beyond speach. Nobody is capable of anything after Robau has blessed tem with...eh...you know...
Robau is here to pump (claps) YOU up.
You can fight fire with fire, but you can't fight Robau with Robau, for there is only one Robau and he is unstoppable.
Knowing the hard-on JJ has for Star Wars, I would not be surprised if he made that bit happen.
Robau has a deck of cards and an old Stetson hat.
There is one word capable of solving every plot hole in existence, and that one word is Robau.
In fact, Robau tapped all of Tiger's chicks LONG before he ever did...thanks to a time portal and 5,000 bottles of gingko biloba.
Robaus morning coffee is so strong it burns holes into steel.
Robau was the demon that drove Hardcastle and McCormick's dreams.
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"Bad to the Bone."
"Enter Sandman."
"Thus Sprach Zarathustra."
"Bad to the Bone."
"Enter Sandman."
"Thus Sprach Zarathustra."
The "Epic Maneuver" song.
Robau will write his own funeral eulogy.
AFTER his death. And then deliver it himself.
AFTER his death. And then deliver it himself.
Robau took the "E" from the sign of the Hotel Baltimore.
cooleddie74's avatar is indicating to us that although we are cool, we are not nearly as cool as Robau.
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