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Facts About Captain Robau

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You can fight fire with fire, but you can't fight Robau with Robau, for there is only one Robau and he is unstoppable.
 
Robau has been with FAR more hot blonde chicks than Tiger Woods, but he had the decency to disintegrate them all in the Kelvin's warp core before word got out.

How many hot chicks has Robau banged?

Correct answer: All of them.

In fact, Robau tapped all of Tiger's chicks LONG before he ever did...thanks to a time portal and 5,000 bottles of gingko biloba.
 
Songs written about Richard Robau:

"Justify My Love" by Madonna
"I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton
"My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson
"I Want Your Sex" by George Michael
 
Robau will write his own funeral eulogy.

AFTER his death. And then deliver it himself.
 
When Robau watched the Knight and Day trailer, he shook his head at the part where Tom Cruise said, "If anyone tries to follow, I kill myself and then her," because only Robau could possibly do something like that.
 
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