Facts About Captain Robau

[Voyagerian]

The Grinch changed his act not because of sweet Cindy Lou Who....The Robau, hearing of his treatment of the villagers, beamed down there, and whupped the tar out of him...then brought a whole sleigh full of Star Trek action figures-including a prodigious number of Robau action figures, which went like hotcakes!-to the good townspeople of Whoville..which is set to be renamed Robauville shortly...

 

[Daneel]

Captain Robau is the reason for the season.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Captain Robau was once described as "Terrifying" and "WHO IN THE SWEET HOLY FUCK IS THIS MAN?!" by a panel of demi-gods.

 

[stonester1]

The Grinch changed his act not because of sweet Cindy Lou Who....The Robau, hearing of his treatment of the villagers, beamed down there, and whupped the tar out of him...then brought a whole sleigh full of Star Trek action figures-including a prodigious number of Robau action figures, which went like hotcakes!-to the good townspeople of Whoville..which is set to be renamed Robauville shortly...

Also, after that, bald has been the chosen quoif among the more manly men of Robauville ever since.

Oh, among the more choice action figures...some classic Star Trek Megos...the Holy Grail of which was the very rare Captain Robau figure.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is quintuple-jointed.

In his PENIS.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau is the reason for the season.

And that season?

The BADASSOLYPSE.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau can suck the life out of an entire planet. Pray he does not do this to yours, bitch.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau can suck the life out of DEATH...if you're not careful. And obedient.

 

[Aragorn]

When Robau tells Brett Favre that he's benched, Favre doesn't fight him about it.

 

[cooleddie74]

The New Orleans Saints were undefeated...until Robau scowled at them.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^

Same goes for the Patriots.


NOW...

The Great Robau is MOST DISPLEASED at the lack of reverence for His AWESOMENESS on this thread. As of this date, only a select few (myself included) have even BOTHERED to include the "Hail Robau" in their posts.

For our penance, His Awesomeness commands that the next one hundred posts begin with the "Hail Robau", in the Original Latin.

In case your intellect has been fried due to personally looking upon The Great Robau, it's said like this:

^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau doesn't need to "Hulk Up" in order to draw the necessary strength to kick your ass.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau happy:

Robau sad:

Robau laughing:

 

[Hartzilla2007]

^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^

Robau can destroy you when ever he damn well feels like it.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau happy:

Robau sad:

Robau laughing:

Richard Robau.


Master of many badass talents. None of which require a grin.

 

[stonester1]

But he's got one, when the situation warrants.

He rarely uses it, though. It's radiance blinds.

It'll cure whole planets of vampire plagues.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is so badass, he NEEDS just one hemisphere of his face lit at any given time to frighten his enemies into submission.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is so badass he made the Trek XI forum evolve into it's own movie foum for discussing Trek XI and it's sequels instead of having it absorbed into the old Star Trek movie forum.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is so badass...he can make sense of the changes just made to the Forums.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

The TNZ has some how pissed Robau off that is why it isn't working.