The TNZ angered Robau by not paying appropriate homage to him in its threads. So Robau struck back.
HARD.
HARD.
Facts About Captain Robau
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The TNZ has appeased the mighty Robau and all is well again. For now.
Robau has given TNZ a stay of execution...for the moment.
The original timeline exists through Robau, for through Robau all things are possible.
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
And in a suprise ending, who should show up to assist our heroes but His Awesomeness himself!!!!
BTW...the big boulder in the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark was in fact made entirely of Robau feces.
Which is harder than granite.
And in a suprise ending, who should show up to assist our heroes but His Awesomeness himself!!!!
BTW...the big boulder in the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark was in fact made entirely of Robau feces.
Which is harder than granite.
Shubert and Seigel finally started getting their checks for their creation, Superman. And they forwarded a large percentage onto he who inspired Superman...the Robau.
Robau once drank a Dos Equis... and wasn't impressed.
He also tried Zima once.
You'll notice the brand and the company is gone.
You'll notice the brand and the company is gone.
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
That's the way, uh huh uh huh, Robau likes it.
That's the way, uh huh uh huh, Robau likes it.
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
Captain Robau called Darth Vader "Dogface" to his face--and got away with it.
Captain Robau called Darth Vader "Dogface" to his face--and got away with it.
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
Here's one my kid brother, Rex Limborg, concocted:
The Great Awesome Captain Robau demands tribute of you.
Should you not pay this tribute, you head will explode in under five seconds.
Resistance is futile.
Here's one my kid brother, Rex Limborg, concocted:
The Great Awesome Captain Robau demands tribute of you.
Should you not pay this tribute, you head will explode in under five seconds.
Resistance is futile.
Robau wants your Christmas presents...now bitch!
Robau once stared at a goat.. it spontaneously combusted.
And he died from a javalin to the chest. 
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
HOWEVER...that stroke of Nero's spear, striking him down, caused him to become more powerful than you can POSSIBLY imagine....
HOWEVER...that stroke of Nero's spear, striking him down, caused him to become more powerful than you can POSSIBLY imagine....
Tony Soprano answers to one man only. Wanna take a guess as to who that might be?
ROBAU!
ROBAU!
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rolling
Robau
Rain and wind and weather
Hell bent for leather
Wishing my gal was by my side
All the things I'm missin'
Good vittels, lovin', kissin'
Are waiting at the end of my ride
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
Robau
Move 'em on, head' em up
Head 'em up, move' em on
Move 'em on, head' em up
Robau
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
ROBAU!!!
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
ROBAU!!!
--as sung by John Wayne
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rolling
Robau
Rain and wind and weather
Hell bent for leather
Wishing my gal was by my side
All the things I'm missin'
Good vittels, lovin', kissin'
Are waiting at the end of my ride
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
Robau
Move 'em on, head' em up
Head 'em up, move' em on
Move 'em on, head' em up
Robau
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
ROBAU!!!
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
ROBAU!!!
--as sung by John Wayne
On New Year's Eve Robau's shiny head rings in the New Year and the new year only comes because Robau wanted a new year because the old year was not badass enough.
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