Those who brought us the TREKBBS will soon be forced to create TREKBBS- THE TOTAL ROBAU EDITION..as HE will DEMAND it. (And you know what happens to those who dare defy His Awesomeness' will..)
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau, in an epic duel with James T. Kirk, revealed the terrible truth:
Robau: Search your feelings.
Jim...I...AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Kirk: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Robau, in an epic duel with James T. Kirk, revealed the terrible truth:
Robau: Search your feelings.
Jim...I...AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Kirk: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
Robau is very upset that we don't have a Robau emoticon (or Robauticon).
Then again, is this board software badass enough to handle that?
Robau is very upset that we don't have a Robau emoticon (or Robauticon).
Then again, is this board software badass enough to handle that?
Robau could have made Kelsey Grammar's last sitcom funny.
Robau has won every 'Survivor'-the twenty-third century editions. What else you expect!?In aftercontest interviews, he tells of how, once,he drank his own sweat, and dined on Denebian Slime Devil-raw.
Robau signs everything in blood, although it sure as hell isn't going to be his.
Captain Robau was walking down a corridor on the USS Kelvin one day when George Kirk ran up to him in a panic, “Captain! We just got word – Earth is under attack by the Borg. Dozens of cubes!”
Captain Robau paused, cocked his head to the side a little and stared off into the distance for a few seconds. Then he looked back at his first officer “It’s dealt with” he said, and then he continued up the corridor as if nothing happened.
And George Kirk knew it to be true.
Captain Robau paused, cocked his head to the side a little and stared off into the distance for a few seconds. Then he looked back at his first officer “It’s dealt with” he said, and then he continued up the corridor as if nothing happened.
And George Kirk knew it to be true.
Captain Robau sails tonight for Singapore.
For Admiral is a tittle that is not nearly badass enough for one such as he.
Yeah for sure. Robau boned Wynona Kirk, and the rest is history.
Anakin Skywalker wasn't burnt almost beyond recognition by LAVA. He got in a staring contest with Robau and locked eyes a second too long.
In fact, no title is. But he keeps Captain because the Kelvin is his chariot, and the chicks dig it.
The Kelvin is actually Robau's BACKUP ride. His main set o' wheels?
SPACEDOCK.
SPACEDOCK.
And other starships can dock there only becuase Robau is generous.
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Piper, let's get one thing straight:
The only reason you are conscious right now...is because Captain Robau's Chief Tactical Officer, Jack Bauer himself, doesn't feel like carrying you.
The last time he did that kind of thing, Robau said, "C'mon, Jack...I found that amusing."
Piper, let's get one thing straight:
The only reason you are conscious right now...is because Captain Robau's Chief Tactical Officer, Jack Bauer himself, doesn't feel like carrying you.
The last time he did that kind of thing, Robau said, "C'mon, Jack...I found that amusing."
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