If you add a few letters to it, take a few away, and jumble them around, Captain Robau becomes Gene Roddenberry!
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau is ancient Sanskrit for "badass mutha-fuckah."
All those ancient accounts of aliens and spaceships and abductions were really about Robau showing up in the Kelvin to abduct those who doubted his existence and kick their ass.
Indeed. Robau wanted to give us a show that was as awesome as he is.
The "God being" on Sha-Ka-Ree wasn't imprisoned there to get him away from others. He was put there to protect him from Robau.
Zohan tried to mess with Robau.... you don't mess with the Robau.
Supercolliders operate primarily on extracted mojo from Robau's left eyebrow.
If you are having trouble understanding the essence of Robau, just imagine the number pi. Like pi, Robau's badassness has no end.
Robau don't need no stinkin' badges.
Nor hair.
Nor hair.
It is fortunate that Gary Mitchell only received God-like powers because if he had developed Robau-like powers he would have been completely unstoppable and totally indestructible.
He's a shishkabob. 
He's a shishkabob.
If by that you mean that he's meaty, flavorful, and has a taste that kicks your tastebuds' asses, then you are correct.
Captain Robau would wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving if doing so didn't cause your lesser weak bodies to burst into flames.
Captain Robau can cook a turkey in a deep fryer without causing a garage fire.
Wish I could.
Wish I could.
Smokey Robau says, "Only you can prevent forest fires." How does Robau do this? He uses gratuitous amounts of Romulan blood to quench the flames. And the Romulans are still living just before he squeezes their blood out of them. Quite painful for the Romulans, but very gratifying for Robau.
Robau's wishbone during the holidays?
An entire Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton.
An entire Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton.
Robau consumed so much turkey on Thanksgiving that this species is now extinct. Next year chicken will have to suffice.
Robau's scalp serves as a perfect heat lamp for Thanksgiving leftovers.
Are you serious?! When Robau has Thanksgiving dinner there are NO leftovers! Not even for you or anyone else on Terra! Robau consumes ALL!
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