Robau never needs a compass, he always knows where he is and if he wants to go somewhere, somewhere else appears for fear of being beaten by Robau!
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau once had an awkward moment...JUST to see what it was like.
In the "guess where the Hobus supernova went to" thread we were debating the fact that at 75,000 km the Kelvin was in violation of the neutral zone. However no one seems to understand the fact that political boundaries do not apply to Captain Robau, as he goes where ever he damn well pleases. If he so chooses to violate the so called neutral zone, then so be it. Who is going to stop him? The Klingons? HAHAHAHA!!!! The neutral zone is called such because the only klingons who inhabit it are the neutral ones, as in "neutralized by Captain Robau."
Sixty five million year did not separate us from the dinosaurs.
It was just Robau and a whole lot of steak sauce.
Mmmmm...... Dino-DNA
It was just Robau and a whole lot of steak sauce.
Mmmmm...... Dino-DNA
Chuck Norris is really Captain Robau's imagination.
Robau can play 100 chess matches at once, and win all of them...against Supercomputers.
The Dalai Lama is a pacifist because Robau once kicked his ass.
It was only because of the awesomeness of Captain Robau that JJ Abrams and Chris Pine were named Men of the Year in two categories, though they haven't put out their man of the century yet which Robau will obviously win!
Robau can simultaneously sing all the different parts of Bohemian Rhapsody BY HIMSELF and then rock out so hard on air guitar that the air actually makes the noise of a guitar and Brian May is like: "That's awesome."
The Kelvin science labs once did an experiment. They asked Robau for few drops of perspiration-I know, he's so awesome, he only sweats at will, since ultimate coolness(get it?) precludes such weak, frail, merely-human activity...anyhoo, they discovered his sweat could actually boost the efficiency of the electro-plasma network by a considerable degree...not withstanding the overall benefits of The Robau Effect for the ship.
Robau admits that he has a limited imagination.
Robau went Universe traveling and kicked Lee Adama's ass for being such a Luddite.
Robau can eat ten Thanksgiving turkeys at one sitting...INCLUDING the wishbones.
BLASPHEMER!!!Robau's imagination is FOREVER!
And, Chuck Norris was Robau's star pupil.
Robau taught him just enough so that folks will survive Chuck's awesomeness--barely.
When Chuck Norris has gay thoughts he keeps to himself? They're always about Robau.
Robau is watching Big Brother.
Santa's toys are actually ALL for Robau each and every year, but Robau is magnanimous enough to spread the joy around.
Robau has never received coal in his stocking because if Santa were stupid enough to do that Robau would squeeze the coal between his butt cheeks to make diamonds and then use the diamonds to gouge out Santa's eyes.
Robot Santa has tried to assassinate Robau at least thirty times. All have failed. Robau is just impervious to all known rockets and projectiles.
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