Captain Robau knows who you are, saw what you did, and HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS! I suggest that you make peace with your god now.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau's Twinkies last even longer than regular ones. So much so that when the universe collapses in on itself only two things will remain.
Robau. And his stash of Twinkies.
Robau. And his stash of Twinkies.
Before seeing this movie, and the subsequent DVD purchase, I had to sign a waiver due to exposure to Robau.
They would have placed a DVD extra, 'The Greatness of Robau' in the release...but the Robau Effect extends to all recordings, such that, our primitive technology cannot withstand its power for long enough...
They say a picture's worth a thousand words. The 5,000th post picture is worth 5,000 Robau facts. And it haunts me. In my dreams, in my mind's eye it calls to me, whispering, "Robau...Robau..."
For those who dare to wonder what is Captain Robau's first name:
"Robau" is his first name. His last name is Maximus--because only that name is sufficiently awesome enough to be worthy of His Supreme Awesomeness.
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
(Trans: ALL HAIL CAPTAIN ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!)
"Robau" is his first name. His last name is Maximus--because only that name is sufficiently awesome enough to be worthy of His Supreme Awesomeness.
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
(Trans: ALL HAIL CAPTAIN ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!)
The opening scene of D-Day from "Saving Private Ryan" was loosely based on games of King of the Hill Robau played as a child. The actual games were far more epic and gruesome, with 1000% more blood, casualties, and missing appendages.
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Who would be stupid enough to challenge Robau for Kingship of The Hill?
Who would be stupid enough to challenge Robau for Kingship of The Hill?
They are called Romulans. Such noobs to think they can challenge Robau's authority. Pfft.
Captain Robau was going to include a commentary on the DVD and the Blu-Ray*. But it was so badass that it spontaneously formed its own film which is nothing but Robau's voice reading the Starfleet operations manual over and over.
* that would actually be a kinda cool idea....a 'Badass' option with pop up Robau facts
* that would actually be a kinda cool idea....a 'Badass' option with pop up Robau facts
Robau once contemplated the possibility of the existence of a higher power in the universe that was above even him. This thought lasted 0.00000003 seconds and then Robau laughed, because he is the highest power in existence.
Thank you for appreciating my photo of Faran guys. And yes meeting 'Captain Robau' was an absolutely awesome experience.
After the Trek style teaser portrait, I now give you "Tribute to Captain Robau" video slideshow set to Muse's "Starlight". Let me know your feedback:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci6T3DJZjLE
Nice Video.
That video is almost as awesome as Robau. 
ALMOST.
ALMOST.
Robau has 1 billion friends on Twitter.
And one of them?
Twitter itself.
And one of them?
Twitter itself.
I rate that video at 1 Robau, which is equivalent to 900 trillion stars. Robau was only available for a brief cameo appearance in ST XI because his schedule was booked with kicking ass across the galaxy.
Some people hang dream catchers above their bed to catch the nightmares. I, for one, am going to print out THE PICTURE and tack it on the wall above my pillows. No nightmares will ever bother me again as they will be scared shitless by the Robau Stare.
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