Facts About Captain Robau
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When Robau goes to a strip club, the strippers pay HIM for allowing them to be in the presence of His Mightiness.
Capt. Robau thinks Star Trek Nemesis is a good movie and dares anyone to challenge his claim.
Capt. Robau is pleased that his thread has overtaken the "Blue Warp Nacelles" thread. As a reward, he shall allow the Earth to survive his wrath. For one day. If he feels like it.
Capt. Robau is pleased that his thread has overtaken the "Blue Warp Nacelles" thread. As a reward, he shall allow the Earth to survive his wrath. For one day. If he feels like it.
Starfleet briefly considered beginning full construction of the Badass class starship, but the prototype, U.S.S. Captain Robau, was deemed way too costly because it takes a crap load of money to build something even remotely as badass as Robau. They decided it was more cost effective to have Captain Robau himself warp around the galaxy and eliminate threats. Plus, he does it free of charge because kicking bad guy ass is reward enough for Robau.
Robau's stare is so powerful, he once reduced an attacking vessel to scrap through the viewscreen after only a few moments. He would use it more, but after all, he doesn't want to make his ship and crew fell uneeded in a battle...
An admiral, upon seeing Robau, said, "Captain Robau, command wears gold, not blue. You must change your uniform." Robau stopped, faced the admiral and gave him an icy Robau Stare. After a few seconds of being subjected to the Robau Stare, the admiral walked over to his desk and sent out a memo saying that command now officially wears blue. Robau said, "Let that be a warning for you. Do not test my Wrath again, or you will know the true meaning of pain." Robau continued on his way.
LOL! ....That's how he got the Kelvin. An admiral in Assignments told him, 'We're giving you the such-and -such'....'No' Robau said. ' I prefer the (blank)'...and the admiral started to tell him what for..until The Stare came out. This is the first recorded use of his captaincy-but hardly the last of his career, all the way back to the Academy...
Guys, new to this board but an absolute fan of Captain Robau and Faran Tahir. I'm a photographer as well and have been peeved that Paramount did those cool low-key headshots of Kirk/Spock for the Star Trek posters but not one of Robau. So when I met Faran Tahir recently for an event in Virginia I _had_ to shoot one of him in character. He is an absolutely cool guy and was a total sport.
Let me know what you guys think.
Here's the link to the gallery of the event
Abandon all hope, ye who enter this thread! Robau knows your darkest secrets, for he is badass and omnipotent. Your sins are laid bare as you receive an icy cold Robau Stare!
THAT IS BADASS! YOU ARE DA MAN TREKKER56! The mighty Robau has blessed you with his mighty icey stare.
But he still wants his 05000 posts!
But he still wants his 05000 posts!
I was watching the film today-you know, the 'alternate truth' to what we all know REALLY happened to His Awesomeness-and I almost passed out from shock, because, sitting too close to the screen...THE STARE-even at an angle away from me, and towards Ayel/Narada...was that formidable.
^ What really happened is that Robau faked his death like Trip in order to go on his secret mission. Before the mission started, he traveled to the BSG universe, where he goes by the name of "God" (although he doesn't like that name) and teamed up with Admiral Adama. The combined stares of Admiral Adama and Captain Robau effectively achieved their mission within minutes, which was to wipe out all bad guys across every sci-fi show. No one, absolutely no one, can bear witness to a combined Robau + Adama stare and live.
On that note, Robau mentally projects Head Six and Head Baltar as well as manipulating the Cycle of Time during his off hours.
Every drill Seargent in America is watching that film clip, so that they can at least pretend to be one billionth as bad as The Robau is in truth. In fact, I strongly suspect, that there will be considerable requests from the Armed Forces to have a training program for ALL senior officers, so as to make their commands more effective...
The testosterone-laden musky scent of Captain Robau's manliness causes people in close proximity to him to experience a sudden increase in muscle mass and calorie burning. Men also experience an enhancement of their "manhood".
The 5,000 the post should contain nothing but this image repeated 5,000 times. Robau decrees it.
The Gorn were created when Robau mated with a Velociraptor. Don't ask.
Robau senses the 5000th post approaching. Do not disappoint him. Its badassery must be unsurpassed.
If Robau is pleased by reaching 5,000 and rewards us, we will not be able to humanly handle the gratitude which He will give.
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