Facts About Captain Robau

[Deranged Nasat]

Blessed be His Badassery. He is pleased with our efforts. And KirkusOveractus in particular stands in His favour.

 

[6079SmithW]

This picture needs to become the official symbol of the Robau Nation. 5000 posts. Robau is amused. He will now consider NOT destroying Earth in 2010. Maybe.

*edit* In honor of KirkusOveractus's achievement I have changed my avatar so as not to be a copycat.

 

[Islander]

We should bow down and scream "We're not worthy, we're not worthy..."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

History has been made and it has been made in the image of Robau!!! This is as awesome as the great Robau himself!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau Knows.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

I must thank Trekker56 for that kickass Trek teaser style photo of the Robau for this thread. We could not have commemorated the 5,000th post any other way.

I just happened to be in this thread at that point, and thought to mark the occasion the best way, with Trekker56's photo.

Trekker56 deserves a harem, supplied by Robau, to do anything they so desire.

 

[6079SmithW]

^ Unlike any one of us in this thread (I'm assuming) he actually met Faran Tahir in person to take that pick. Some people have all the luck! And someone needs to tell Tahir about this. But then again he is Robau and knows anyway and 5,000 posts is nothing to him! Time for 10,000.

 

[cooleddie74]

MEET THE ROBAU


An EMI / UFP Records release.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

MEET THE ROBAU


An EMI / UFP Records release.

The First Album By Starfleet's Phenomenal Pop Combo!

(hell, he IS the whole group!)

 

[cooleddie74]

MEET THE ROBAU


An EMI / UFP Records release.

The First Album By Starfleet's Phenomenal Pop Combo!

(hell, he IS the whole group!)

Prolonged exposure to the tracks on this album will make you so badass you will be able to make the record play simply by staring at it.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

MEET THE ROBAU


An EMI / UFP Records release.

The First Album By Starfleet's Phenomenal Pop Combo!

(hell, he IS the whole group!)

Prolonged exposure to the tracks on this album will make you so badass you will be able to make the record play simply by staring at it.

...even being a great distance away from the album, the powers will allow you to play it and hear it.

 

[cooleddie74]

The First Album By Starfleet's Phenomenal Pop Combo!

(hell, he IS the whole group!)

Prolonged exposure to the tracks on this album will make you so badass you will be able to make the record play simply by staring at it.

...even being a great distance away from the album, the powers will allow you to play it and hear it.

And the Stereo mix of the record will give you X-ray vision and the capacity to impregnate women from a mile away.

 

[Islander]

If you play it backward, Robau will actually kick your ass!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau was the Walrus. And that Walrus?

Knocked up every seal on the beach for 100 miles.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau only needs to give a female of any species a mere glance and they are instantly pregnant with his offspring

 

[Aragorn]

Robau was only in the movie for five minutes because if he had been in it for any longer, everyone in the audience would be permanently captivated by him and never leave the theater or eat or relieve themselves or anything, because they'd want more Robau.

 

[Cyke101]

Robau was only in the movie for five minutes because if he had been in it for any longer, everyone in the audience would be permanently captivated by him and never leave the theater or eat or relieve themselves or anything, because they'd want more Robau.

When Robau told Kirk to "Walk with me," the rest of the audience obeyed.

 

[Broccoli]

Capt. Robau's awesomeness is so wide, that his scenes were chosen as the sample scenes for the RiffTrax STXI download.

 

[6079SmithW]

Captain Robau tried to run around the world really fast and punch himself in the back of the head. His reflexes are so quick that when attempting this he spun around and blocked his own punch.

 

[Islander]

Silly Apu, Robau CAN hurt a twinkie.