Captain Robau is so badass that the Trekkies and fans at TrekBBS.com are now going to give him a holiday!
Facts About Captain Robau
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Starfleet WAS going to name the Defiant the Robau...if they had, there would BE NO COLLECTIVE..because even the Borg know better, than to oppose His Badness-IN ANY FORM!!-and they'd have vacated the Delta Quadrant as fast as a transwarp tube would allow!!Actually, his namesake would have upped the output of the pulse-phaser cannons by eighty percent, at least!!(Fleet studies later proved this, but some jealous hater at HQ overruled the whole thing!!)
I am printing notes for all bosses right now...LOL.
Robau was just feigning ignorance and surprise, as he really knew all along and just wanted to hear the reporter say a Robau fact.
He's a sneaky devil, that Robau.
Robau fights for us all.
Be grateful that the word "for" is in that sentence. It's no skin off Robau's back if it's not there.
Studies prove, those who view, and or participate in this thread increase their own badness-quotient by orders of magnitude-'The Robau Effect'. Warning-do not, however, mistakenly assume that by any means will, or can one EVER posess even a small lasting percentage of the ultimate badness that is The Robau...
Look up in the sky! Its a bird! Its a plane! No! Its Captain Robau re-entering the atmosphere getting ready to drop kick you in the face!
That's because Robau's own badass quotient increases by 10 kiloRobaus everytime anyone reads a post in this thread. Even the ones that only contain smileys!
All the bald smiley's represent Captain Robau, even the 
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smileys because Robau is just that good an actor! Don't abuse Captain Robau's smileys otherwise he'll be 
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, , and smileys because Robau is just that good an actor! Don't abuse Captain Robau's smileys otherwise he'll be !
vs. ONE Robau smilie....results....call the coroner. BTW, we need more smile options to really enhance a post....then again, a single Robau smilie makes any post look good-er, BAD, Robau style!
Robau doesn't make love, he makes bedroom art masterpieces.
And not the sandwich, mind you.
Forget the Subway diet. Tick Robau off, and let him chase you across time and space. You'll burn all the carbs you want, bro!!!Of course...when he catches you-and he will-ya better have that insurance bill paid up!
But the only possible outcome of a battle with Robau is your death, and that might be considered a pre-existing condition.
Actually, never mind. Robau is the ultimate pre-existing condition.
Yeah, I considered that. Let's say he was feeling very charitable, and he gave a pass...with a warning. But you only get one-if you're very lucky. BTW...Superman stops bullets with his bare hands. Robau catches them in his teeth-and ,chewing them up, swallows the remains, and uses the gunpowder as fuel...
Robau isn't wearing a blue shirt when we first see him. It is a highly advanced metal alloy protective vest that Robau must wear for the safety of his crew, because no one can withstand the glory of his abs, pecs, and biceps and live.
It also serves as a heat shield-merely a minor precaution-when Robau orbital-skydives...without a suit.
Robau is so badass that he got into a three against one fight with Robau from the past, Robau from the future, and Jason Bourne and won.
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