Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Robau's farts have been measured at yields of upwards of 100 kilotons apiece...and that's when he HASN'T eaten a big dinner beforehand.

 

[Voyagerian]

I just took my house off the grid-and now power it solely with ....wait for it....THE ROBAU EFFECT.

 

[cooleddie74]

The Robau Effect:

Traveling back in time to 2233 and preventing the eventual destruction of Vulcan by ripping out Nero's lungs with his bare hands.

 

[Mach5]

Robau once, out of sheer boredom, watched TATV. As a result, he had every crew member with a last name starting with a "B" cleaning toilets (with a tooth brush) for the rest of the year.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau survived "TATV" sane and healthy by using the glare from his scalp to temporarily blind himself during the lamest and worst scenes.

 

[Islander]

I just took my house off the grid-and now power it solely with ....wait for it....THE ROBAU EFFECT.

That would be a hamster in a spinning wheel hooked up to a dynamo and a picture of Robau behind.

Nearly free energy (the hamster does die off after a few hundred thousand miles but they do reproduce almost as fast).

 

[Voyagerian]

I just took my house off the grid-and now power it solely with ....wait for it....THE ROBAU EFFECT.

That would be a hamster in a spinning wheel hooked up to a dynamo and a picture of Robau behind.

Nearly free energy (the hamster does die off after a few hundred thousand miles but they do reproduce almost as fast).

LOL! YEAAAH!!IO just put a new one in...but he has a steroid shot, so he'll last longer.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Captain Robau is the Dragon Warrior.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

I just took my house off the grid-and now power it solely with ....wait for it....THE ROBAU EFFECT.

That would be a hamster in a spinning wheel hooked up to a dynamo and a picture of Robau behind.

Nearly free energy (the hamster does die off after a few hundred thousand miles but they do reproduce almost as fast).

I just took my house off the grid-and now power it solely with ....wait for it....THE ROBAU EFFECT.

That would be a hamster in a spinning wheel hooked up to a dynamo and a picture of Robau behind.

Nearly free energy (the hamster does die off after a few hundred thousand miles but they do reproduce almost as fast).

LOL! YEAAAH!!IO just put a new one in...but he has a steroid shot, so he'll last longer.

FOOLS! Everyone knows that a hamster blessed by the badass might of Robau lives forever.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau is so awesome that he personally wished me a happy birthday!

 

[Aragorn]

When Robau plays Contra or Lifeforce, the COMPUTER needs to input up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a in order to stand a chance against him for at least the first level. After level one they're pretty much screwed anyway.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau can bake a birthday cake with a thimble and a single eyelash. And it'll taste AWESOME.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Robau is so awesome that he personally wished me a happy birthday!

That wasn't a wish. It was an order. And Robau have mercy on your soul if you don't obey...

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is so awesome that he personally wished me a happy birthday!

That wasn't a wish. It was an order. And Robau have mercy on your soul if you don't obey...

Robau demands you enjoy all your presents...especially the ones from HIM.

Or he will smite you with birthday cake diarrhea!

 

[6079SmithW]

Captain Garth went insane after getting into a staring contest with Captain Robau.

Everyone fears Friday the Thirteenth, but Friday the Thirteenth fears Robau!

 

[Aragorn]

Did you hear about the drunk jackass musician who crashed Robau's acceptance speech to say someone else should've won that award instead? No, because when it happened, Robau erased said drunk jackass musician from the timeline so for you it never happened!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau once won the Grammys for Best New Artist AND Lifetime Achievement in Music in the same year!

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau's body heat is so intense that whenever he holds a rock in his hand it melts into lava.

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

Robau is also so cool that when he went to Hell it froze over!

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau declares that this thread must reach 5000 by the 17th or else His Badassness will layeth the smack down upon our candy asses.