Facts About Captain Robau

[Voyagerian]

Robau's pad is only one room-one VERY LARGE ROOM-because he found, that it was the only way he could fit his Badness in....but that's not working out, even, I hear, because with The Robau Effect re here...he's gonna need the Dallas Cowboys' new house to live!! Move it, you guys!

 

[Cyke101]

Robau lives in a tesseract that was turned inside-out within another tesseract.

 

[Voyagerian]

The arguments over how big the Kelvin is are not relevant-here-since it was primarily designed to carry his Awesomeness through the cosmos. He merely added the crew for company.The disagreements over the Enterprise-Abrams' size are equally not relevant-ahem, here-because it was designed as a tribute to The Awesomeness, thus, of course it's bigger than the Probertenterprise...

 

[6079SmithW]

^ The size of the Kelvin constantly increases at a logarithmic rate as a direct consequence of The Robau Effect.

 

[Voyagerian]

^ The size of the Kelvin constantly increases at a logarithmic rate as a direct consequence of The Robau Effect.

LOL!! Robau, in his scientific genius, made it so...did you know that, and this is otherwise highly classified, the Kelvin is infinitely faster than ships even of the next century, because His Awesomeness boosts the warp core capability tenfold....also, re my Defiant post prior, the ship Ben brought back, he said 'It almost tore itself apart, because it was so overpowered'. NATURALLY!!! It was embued with A Robau Effect Generator!!!

 

[Trekker56]

Tribute to Captain Robau Video

Hi guys, a short slideshow montage using the screencaps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci6T3DJZjLE

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

I heard a rumor (and by rumor I mean I just made it up), that Captain Rabau is James Kirk's real father and that this would explain all of Captain Kirk's badass traits! It would only be a logical explanation.

 

[Voyagerian]

This is a fact hidden for years by the authorities on Qo'nos...but, warriors long went to see His Awesome Badness to learn at his feet, and thus become the true warriors they strove to be. I also heard a rumor(Cuz I started one, too)that Captain Robau The Awesome went back accidentally in time, whilst near the Klingon border(What is it with that continuing to happen?)and he BECAME Kahless, after the real one was almost mortally wounded-(okay, after some quick cosmetic surgery)-and HE started the Klingon Empire!!

 

[6079SmithW]

Re: Tribute to Captain Robau Video

Hi guys, a short slideshow montage using the screencaps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci6T3DJZjLE

WIN!!! Robau is pleased. Welcome to the forum!

 

[Voyagerian]

This thread is so Awesomely Bad, the other threads around it run and hide, trembling, and crying to their mothers in a dark corner, hoping The Awesome Thread doesn't see it...also, the trekbbs is now powering itself with the energy produced by ....THE ROBAU EFFECT.

 

[Piper]

Captain Robau hates internet memes.

 

[Aragorn]

Microsoft banned Robau from Xbox Live because they thought he modded his Xbox 360. But then they realized who he was and that he wasn't cheating at all -- he's simply so badass he can do more than the game will allow mere mortal players. He was also so badass he received his copy of Modern Warfare 2 before Activision had even started making it.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau hates internet memes.

Except this one. This thread pleases Robau, thus we are allowed to live.

Robau lives in a tesseract that was turned inside-out within another tesseract.

In this case it would be called a badasseract.

 

[6079SmithW]

Microsoft banned Robau from Xbox Live because they thought he modded his Xbox 360. But then they realized who he was and that he wasn't cheating at all -- he's simply so badass he can do more than the game will allow mere mortal players. He was also so badass he received his copy of Modern Warfare 2 before Activision had even started making it.

Captain Robau completed the game at all difficulties, unlocked every achievement, and got to level 10 prestige all in one night.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau wins one game a second. Because just the loading screen knows better than to f--k with the Robau!

 

[Cyke101]

Robau wins one game a second. Because just the loading screen knows better than to f--k with the Robau!

In the playoffs, Robau wins Game 2 before he starts Game 1.

 

[cooleddie74]

When Robau conquers Earth he will make his Empress Jewel Staite.

 

[6079SmithW]

After 2233, Starfleet decided to retain the old dating system but Earth's government issued a mandate that the calendar be reset to the year 0. This was done to honor Robau since he sacrificed himself for our non-badassness, thus redeeming us in the eyes of himself. All years are now in reference to A.B.R., "After Badass Robau."

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't use calendars because his central nervous system is sort of a functioning atomic clock calibrated to the center of the universe.

 

[6079SmithW]

^ His CNS has another atomic function in that Robau can remove one of his neurons and use it as micro atomic bomb that, despite its size, still has a greater yield then anything we've currently got.