Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau is the reason for the season.
ALL FOUR OF 'EM.
ALL FOUR OF 'EM.
Robau breaks the wish bone the old fashioned way. With YOUR teeth.
Robau invented Turduckens.
Robau has hidden two foam balls under six conch shells. Did you guess which two?
BZZZZZZZZZZ.
He fooled you. They're actually invisible. Robau cloaked them.
BZZZZZZZZZZ.
He fooled you. They're actually invisible. Robau cloaked them.
If, when playing Halo 3, you manage to get a Robautrocity, you win forever. Of course, only Robau knows what this is and is the only person capable of achieving it.
Robau personally trained all the Spartan warriors in HALO. And they're still not as badass as he is.
Master Chief daydreams about being Captain Robau.
Robau thinks Mr. Clean is a pansy. Dirt doesn't need chemicals to go away, it just needs the mighty stare of ROBAU!
This...is...ROBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU!
(Note: That threadbomb would never work with Gerard Butler since Robau would kill him. Only Robau is badass enough to do his own 300 meme. And retroactively speaking, 300 ripped it off *Robau* not the reverse.)
(Note: That threadbomb would never work with Gerard Butler since Robau would kill him. Only Robau is badass enough to do his own 300 meme. And retroactively speaking, 300 ripped it off *Robau* not the reverse.)
Not only a pansy, but a poser as well. Who does Mr Clean think he is with his Captain Robau style haircut?
And that one ship? Badass Martok's ship.
There are times when the word badass doesn't even come close to doing justice to Robau...
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Captain Robau NEVER leaves the seat up.
Robau's bowel movements have been known to cause hull breaches.
Robau created Uwe Bowl from a bad whiskey/hot dog night as a means to torture the non-believers.
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