Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau laughs in the face of Admirals, Generals, and presidents ecause he is way more adass then all of them combined.
The letter etween 'V' and 'N' on your eyboard has egun to act like it's roken-- no dout ecause you've een typing aout "ADASS ROAU" so much. A cheap plastic key is unale to withstand that magnitude of adassery for very long.
etter get it fixed efore the letter 'A' reaks, leaving you to sing the praises of "DSS ROU".
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The letter etween 'V' and 'N' on your eyboard has egun to act like it's roken-- no dout ecause you've een typing aout "ADASS ROAU" so much. A cheap plastic key is unale to withstand that magnitude of adassery for very long.
etter get it fixed efore the letter 'A' reaks, leaving you to sing the praises of "DSS ROU".
actually I think the B key is acting up because there's something under it that needs to be cleaned out.
Anyway
Bill Adama shouldn't have a flashlight because he'll beat you to death with it.
Captain Robau shouldn't have a flashlight because he will eat it then beat you to death with his pinky.
Robau gets his cigarettes from the fearful ghosts of Yul Brenner and John Wayne.
The main reason why Iron Man and Star Trek made so much money... Robau.
Robau could beat Batman even if Batman had enough time to prepare.
One smirk from Robau got The Hulk to chicken out and run home to his mama.
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The reason Kirk got all of those super powerful computers to blow themselves up was that he said one word to them. That word was Robau.
If Robau's grandmother had wheels, she'd be a Ferrari.
Robau's butt is so tight if you bounced a quarter off it you'd get twenty-five pennies AND tax back.
Plecostomus
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Wrong. Batman is the ONLY person to beat Robau in a fair fight. Batman tore Robau's nipples off with a pair of Vice-Grips and mounted them on his wall. This is why "Bruce Wayne" is so rich, Robau is willing to pay good money to keep this information secret.
Of course now that I have spilled the beans so to speak... my remaining lifetime will be measured in nanoseco--
Robau can beat the Joker AND the Riddler with one hand tied behind his back.
And that hand? The severed limb of the Penguin.
And that hand? The severed limb of the Penguin.
Wesley Crusher could beat the Riddler with one hand tied behind his back, though.
And yet...ironically...he could never beat virginity.
Robau was once painted by Bob Ross. The trees around him in the picture weren't happy. They were scared shitless.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Besides, Robau decided to allow me to continue posting even though I am dead, because there is a tiny chance I may prove worthy of resurrection.
Robau was so badass, God needed TWO days to create him.
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