Facts About Captain Robau

[Mr. Laser Beam]

He probably lost it to Ashley Judd, which even Robau admits is kinda badass.

We're talkin' Ashley Judd here, so that would be "goodass".

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau made Bret "The Hitman" Hart tap-out to the sharpshooter.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau tried to record an audio commentary track for the Star Trek Blu-ray, but the disc ran out of space before he could even finish his first syllable because his badassness can't be quantified in gigabytes.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Try Tetrabytes....

 

[Hartzilla2007]

^^

No. No. No.

Only Giga-Badass-Tetrabytes will be able to hold that much.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^That was kinda my point.

His awsomeness and charisma can't be quantified in tetrabytes, either....

 

[EnsignRicky]

If you measure in Robaubytes, the commentary would take only one; If even that.

Now the trick is finding something that can hold a Robaubyte.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's favorite Duran Duran song?

The one secretly written about him. At gunpoint.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

If you measure in Robaubytes, the commentary would take only one; If even that.

Now the trick is finding something that can hold a Robaubyte.

And a computer that you can view Robaubytes on without it melting.

 

[cooleddie74]

What's a Robaubyte?

Whatever the hell he wants to, bitches.

 

[EnsignRicky]

One Robaubyte equals one point twenty one jigawatts to the tenth power of badassness.

Or roughly twelve Courics.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau defeated Marlon Brando in a cheeseburger eating contest, but the calories were too terrified of his digestive system to stick around.

 

[EnsignRicky]

/\ That event alone probably generated close to thirty or fourty Courics.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau defeated Marlon Brando in a cheeseburger eating contest, but the calories were too terrified of his digestive system to stick around.

And how did Brando agree to such a bout?

Robau made'm an offer he couldn't refuse....

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau's favorite Duran Duran song?

The one secretly written about him. At gunpoint.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....

So THAT'S what inspired "A View To A Kill"....

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau is the reason why Al Pacino will suddenly freak out in the middle of a movie for absolutely no reason.

And we love Al for it.

 

[Islander]

Robau is actually the highest rank in the Cosa Nostra hierarchy. We previously assumed it was "Godfather" as we just didn't know better. In fact, it is meant to be a secret and anybody revealling such information would pay with there lives...




AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't get cavities. He gives plaque and tartar cavities.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's favorite Duran Duran song?

The one secretly written about him. At gunpoint.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....

So THAT'S what inspired "A View To A Kill"....

Robau is the one who got them to put Christopher Walken in the film. Before that, it was going to be Eddie Deezen.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Using his own standards of awesomeness, no doubt....

"No, that man is unacceptable--Zorin's supposed to be a Bad-, and Eddie does not have the presence, if I am any judge. Pick Chris Walkin. He will suffice.

I would do the roll myself...but I would NEVER accept being thrown off the Bridge by James Bond--

If it were the other way around, then I might reconsider, but...."