Facts About Captain Robau

[SalvorHardin]

The Narada doesn't really have Borg technology.

Nero recycling Robau's old body is what saved it from the Klingon attack after being rammed by the Kelvin and is also what allowed the Narada to self repair while Nero was in Rura Penthe

 

[Hartzilla2007]

The Narada doesn't really have Borg technology.

Nero recycling Robau's old body is what saved it from the Klingon attack after being rammed by the Kelvin and is also what allowed the Narada to self repair while Nero was in Rura Penthe

It's also why the Narada could take out 47 Klingon ships.

 

[Islander]

Captain Robau is the REAL Batman.

Robau is the real McCoy.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau isn't just Batman.

He's the whole damn Justice League.




Except for Aquaman.

Aquaman sucks.

So Cupcake is Aquaman.

 

[JB2005]

Captain Robau is climbing the mountain...why is he climbing the mountain?

Because he's a badass in love!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau gets what he wants AND he gets what he needs!

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau doesn't climb mountains, the mountains fall before Robau, he's just walking.

 

[Rush Limborg]

One stomp from Cadet Robau...caused the last 'Frisco Quake.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

One stomp from Cadet Robau...caused the last 'Frisco Quake.

HERETIC, Robau was never a cadet he has always been a captain.

 

[Aragorn]

Why does alternative universe Kirk have a different eye color than original universe Kirk? Because Robau is his biological father.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau is the source of all Starfleet Captains... its only when they got to Janeway that the line got so dilluted... it needed coffee instead of pure badass to keep the mojo working

 

[Rush Limborg]

HERETIC, Robau was never a cadet he has always been a captain.

He was working undercover.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

HERETIC, Robau was never a cadet he has always been a captain.

He was working undercover.

Okay, now Robau will allow you to continue living.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau polishes his scalp with Turtle Wax.

Wax made from actual turtles he slew in honorable combat.

 

[ITL]

Robau is the biggest fan of the most awesomest of bands that the 70s ever regurgitated....STINKY DICK!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is the biggest fan of the most awesomest of bands that the 70s ever regurgitated....STINKY DICK!

Epic !!!!

 

[ITL]

Their seminal prog-rock 12 minute anthem "Bald As A Shaved Gorilla's Arse - Part III" is his listening pleasure of choice.

 

[cooleddie74]

Stinky Dick once asked Robau to be a roadie during their '77 tour. But Robau had to get back to the 23rd century and bang green chicks instead.

 

[ITL]

Stinky Dick once asked Robau to be a roadie during their '77 tour. But Robau had to get back to the 23rd century and bang green chicks instead.

It was the inspiration for their seminal 12 minute prog-rock anthem "Green Skinned Ladies Spaceship Laser Warp Tunnel Sticky Messyness - Part III"

Rock on.

 

[cooleddie74]

To Robau, Sloppy Seconds are the compressed amount of temporal measurements it takes him to prove to the entire ship he is a total badass.