Captain Robau will leave you as you left him, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead world. Buried alive. Buried alive.
Facts About Captain Robau
- Thread starter Herkimer Jitty
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Robau wrote all the lyrics in every song Bob Dylan has ever recorded.
Captain Robau wrote the lyrics in every song EVER recorded.
No one is writing new Captain Robau facts. He is begining to grow displeased.
Captain Robau is bigger and better than his own Facts!
We would like to reassure His Badassness, the almighty and incomparable Robau, that our shameful failure to create new facts results not from any doubt on our behalf that his awesomeness is total and his badassery supreme, but rather from fear that posting inadequate facts might offend him and bring down his wrath upon us. We would not dream of shaming Robau with sub-standard facts.
Robau is so badass, his ass converted to the Sith Order and initiated "Order 69." 
Robau is so badass, his ass converted to the Sith Order and initiated "Order 69."
Robau IS the Sith Order.
Darth Bald.
No that's just Robau's Sith apprentice/cabinboy/bitch. His real Sith name can not be spoken without causing everyone within 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lightyears to spontaneously combust at the moment of it's mere utterence, and thats if you pronounce it right. If you pronounce it wrong all life in the universe will suddenly end.
A bigass part of the universe just turned lifeless, just be glad you said it right.
Preferibly the delta quadrant...
Darth Robau
Dark Lord of the Badassness.
He finds our lack of testosterone disturbing.
Dark Lord of the Badassness.
He finds our lack of testosterone disturbing.
MUST YOU KEEP DESTROYING LARGE PORTIONS OF THE GALAXY!? CUT IT OUT ALREADY!
OH TEH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SHOUTING TRAVELS INTO THIS THREAD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only when you refuse to stop using Robau's Sith name and kill uncounted billions just for the hell of it, which Robau wouldn't give a crap about if you weren't so damn close to destroying his favorite part of the universe.
Robau needs no title. He is the entire order himself.
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