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Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau makes a dime off of each and every LOLcat used on the Internet.
Robau IS the Borg Collective.
Plecostomus
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Robau is a lot of things to many people but he ain't no fool and he doesn't suffer them at all.
Robau doesn't pity da fools, either.
Robau does not suffer fools.
He makes fools suffer.
He makes fools suffer.
Robau has six toes on each foot.
Why?
None of your damn business.
Why?
None of your damn business.
Plecostomus
Commodore
You can walk into any diner in the universe and order a Robau to go and you will be served the exact same thing. Every time. Or your money back. And you WILL enjoy the meal or Robau will personally kill the chef and prepare a fresh one for you himself.
Oh and if you try pulling that more than once Robau will serve YOU.
And just a bit of warning, ordering a Double Robau With Cheese is a secret code that the end of the universe is pending and you WILL cause a massive panic.
Oh and if you try pulling that more than once Robau will serve YOU.
And just a bit of warning, ordering a Double Robau With Cheese is a secret code that the end of the universe is pending and you WILL cause a massive panic.
Robau wins all dance contests he enters. He never gets served. He does all the serving...cold...like revenge.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Oh and ordering a Robau With Coleslaw is not a good idea as that is secret code for a very obscene sex-act involving two chickens and one cup. How it got named that is a long long story and Robau really doesn't want to tell you right now.
Robau drives...drives like the demons that drive his dreams.
If Robau cooks a baked potato in a microwave the baked potato dosen't blow up even if its in there too long because Robau wills it so.
In space, Robau can hear you scream. He doesn't give a damn, though.
He just really doesn't care.
The Ghostbusters call Robau.
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