Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Robau's role model as a teenager?

His own libido.

 

[Islander]

Robau spelled backwards is Robau. If you get uaboR, you did it wrong.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's named cannot be spelled backwards. It is a known law of Badass Physics.

 

[Islander]

The movie "Angels in the Outfield" was loosely based on the colonoscopy that Robau underwent as a child.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's ass is the inspiration for the movie THE TUNNEL.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Robau once considered, for the briefest of moments, what it might be like to doubt himself. However, the concept was simply too alien to him, and he immediately resumed kicking ass.

 

[Islander]

With the rising cost of gasoline, Robau is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

With the rising cost of gasoline, Robau is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Okay, I thought that one was brilliant!

 

[Islander]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Robau can piss his name into concrete.

 

[Mentat Tir]

Captain Robau craps corbomite.

 

[Islander]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Robau can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

 

[gimpy117]

Robau can divide by zero.

 

[Islander]

When Robau goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a Klingon batleth and a bucket.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Robau can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

And he leaves the area uninhabitable for eons.

 

[gimpy117]

don't try it...Robau always has the high ground...

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau doesn't need a cloaking device to turn his ship invisible hw does that through will power.

 

[Aragorn]

If the need ever came about in order to survive, Robau could eat his own waste, his body would find nutrients within it and then crap out the crap's waste.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Nah. Robau simply does not generate waste.

 

[Mentat Tir]

Captain Robau also craps Tiffany cuff links.

 

[zenfakor]

Capt Robau eats clone Capt Robau for breakfast.