Captain Robau Is so badass, a Caveman can do it.
Ok, that one doesn't even make sense.
Captain Robau applauds your efforts. But insists you do better next time.
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Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau applauds your efforts. But insists you do better next time.
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And then eat your corpse.
And then eat your corpse.
^^^^and then force Garak to eat it while Tom Cruise watches and masturbates.
Which part, Garak's or Tom Cruise's?
The combination, man, ewww.
I never liked Tom Cruise anyway, but that's one motherfucker of a bad mental image.
I never liked Tom Cruise anyway, but that's one motherfucker of a bad mental image.
You DARE say that Robau has limitations?
Robau would BE said heavy rock.
Robau laughs in the face of the laws of physics.
Robau WROTE the laws of physics. Then found them boring and not worth his attention any longer.
You know, this may be one of the best Robau Facts yet.
It sounds intelligent...but it's all about the pussy. Score!
Never has Robau been put into scientific fact so well. I give it a win!
I still maintain that the Dyson Sphere that the Jenolan crashed into was actually one of Robau's balls.
I still maintain that the Dyson Sphere that the Jenolan crashed into was actually one of Robau's balls.
The Big Bang?
Robau time traveling back 15 billion years to nail 500 chicks on the same night.
Robau time traveling back 15 billion years to nail 500 chicks on the same night.
Robau doesn't have a johnson.
He has the entire family name back to old England.
He has the entire family name back to old England.
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