Robau's momma didn't have hair either. North. OR south.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Woulda been slightly believable if you had typed the correct name:
Faran Tahir.
Woulda been slightly believable if you had typed the correct name:
Faran Tahir.
Robau approves.
When Captain Robau tells you to punch it, you better damned well have the external inertial dampeners disengaged. And if he asks you if you forgot to turn the parking brake off, you sure as holy hell better not lie to him. Just what do you think an external inertial dampener is anyway? The rear view screen defogger?
Kahless forged the first bat'leth with a lock of his hair. Deeming this mildly impressive, but still only underwhelmingly badass, Robau spontaneously grew thick locks of hair, and used them to forge every other bat'leth (including holographic ones) in existance, and carried on to his default badass state. This is why the Federation will never lose to the Klingons 
He actually does that intentionally to make warp burns in space with his ship.
When Robau tells you to punch it, you can proceed with confidence that he has already beaten it into submission.
Robau once blew out all the candles on his birthday cake...with the freshly torn-out lung of one of his enemies.
Robau cured cancer.
All he needed was a baseball bat, a tear-catching bucket, and a map to Chuck Norris's house.
All he needed was a baseball bat, a tear-catching bucket, and a map to Chuck Norris's house.
Robau is going to start his own Robaupedia. It will have only one entry; Badass.
Robau discovered electricity. He also wrote a book called Poor Richard Robau's Almanac. History got a few of the names mixed up, but we know better.
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