Facts About Captain Robau

[EnsignRicky]

Robau has come to kick ass and chew bubble gum; And he's one hell of a multi tasker.

 

[gimpy117]

Robau has come to kick ass and chew bubble gum; And he's one hell of a multi tasker.

hmm...I heard he was out of bubble gum...

 

[Jeri]

Rules of fighting:
#1 Never bring a knife to a gunfight
#2 Never bring a gun to a Captain Robau fight

 

[stonester1]

Never bring yourself to a Captain Robau fight.

 

[Jeri]

he he, yeah, I wouldn't.

Capt Robau doesn't own a can opener; he chews through the can.

 

[stonester1]

He likes the taste, and needs the mineral content in his diet.

 

[Jeri]

If Captain Robau's late, time had better slow down.

 

[stonester1]

All watches and clocks tell one time. Robau's time. All else, time zones, relativity, that nonsense, illusions.

 

[Jeri]

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place, because Captain Robau is looking for it.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau has come to kick ass and chew bubble gum; And he's one hell of a multi tasker.

hmm...I heard he was out of bubble gum...

Robau never runs out of bubble gum.

 

[apenpaap]

Robau has come to kick ass and chew bubble gum; And he's one hell of a multi tasker.

hmm...I heard he was out of bubble gum...

Robau never runs out of bubble gum.

Well, he did once, but after the bubble gum industry suffered the consequences, they vowed never to let captain Robau run out of bubble gum again.

 

[rgb1701]

this one's so obvious, I'm surprised it hasn't been posted yet-

If you look up "badass" in *any* dictionary (all species, and languages), you'll see Robau's picture.

 

[dahj]

Captain Robau shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Then he resurrected him.
And then he killed him again, just cuz...

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau blew up New Reno Colony...just to watch it die.

 

[Islander]

Captain Robau let Nero live just to watch Vulcan blow.

 

[stonester1]

Robau could have brought Vulcan back, but he's aware Vulcan lives in other universes, and this movie was just too damn cool to mess with.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The highest rank at TrekBBS is the secret "Badass Robau" rank.

They should actually do that!

 

[Quest_techie]

Captain Robau blew up New Reno Colony...just to watch it die.

and because the divorce rate amused him

 

[rgb1701]

Robau single handedly broke the odd numbered Star Trek movie curse.

 

[rgb1701]

Captain Robau let Nero live just to watch Vulcan blow.

Yes- Vulcan porn is all Robau watches