Facts About Captain Robau

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau can make a return or exchange without a receipt.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau once settled for store credit...and bought the whole store.

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

 

[rgb1701]

Robau can Name That Tune in exactly one note. Every. Time. Any. Where

 

[rgb1701]

Robau always wins the 6 ball lottery with only 5 balls.

 

[rgb1701]

Roabu's boots are made for stompin'.

Robau's boots can always be found firmly planted in *someone's* ass.

 

[rgb1701]

Fish came out of the water and evolved legs just to Walk With Robau.

 

[Whatever]

JJ wanted Robau's walk to the shuttle to feature Still Dre by Dr. Dre,later this ideea was droped because the song combined with the scene were found to cause severe eye bleeding from the pure awesomeness .

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau destroyed the periodic table, because Captain Robau only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[Islander]

Robau had the names of his girlfriends Britney, Alice, Denise, Amanda, Stephanie and Samantha tattooed on his dick.

This was done while in erection and, unfortunately, only the first letters of their names remained at rest.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Roabu's boots are made for stompin'.

Robau's boots can always be found firmly planted in *someone's* ass.

So does that mean Red Forman was the *original* badass?

 

[stonester1]

He shines with the reflected light of Robau's original badassery, which knows no limit in space or time.

 

[Islander]

5 dimmersions exists in our universe: Height, Lenght, Width, Time and Robau.

 

[gimpy117]

a Picture of Robau In his early career.

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau's tears cure cancer; too bad he never cries.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau always wins the 6 ball lottery with only 5 balls.

Robau only needs two.

 

[Jeri]

When Captain Robau was born, the only person who cried was the doctor; never slap Captain Robau.

 

[EnsignRicky]

The Devil danced with Robau in the pale moonlight.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

The highest rank at TrekBBS is the secret "Badass Robau" rank. It requires 5,000,000 posts, and grants the user infinite PMs, double-sized avatars, access to all lounges, and the ability to decide who lives and who dies.

 

[pookha]

robau just allowed people to think he was dead so he couold be buried and show the bridfe the best way to break out of buried casket.