Facts About Captain Robau

[Jeri]

Captain Robau is divisible by zero, and the quotient = 1 badass.

 

[stonester1]

Captain Robau arm wrestled Admiral Adama to a stalemate; He's just that Badass.

Bill Adama is one of the few Robau truly respects.

Badass.

 

[gimpy117]

when God said "let there be light!", Captain Robau said: "say please"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

That one is epic, gimpy117. You may very well have won the thread.

One time, The Badass Captain Robau, The Sisko, NuJim Kirk, Chris Pike, Tony Stark, Boba Fett, MacGyver, Kamina, Jack Bauer, Mr. T, Kyle Katarn and Chuck Norris travelled through time and teamed up with Gene Roddenberry to create a TV pilot. Guess which one.

Predestination paradox, bitches.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The Badass Captain Robau makes the Necrons quiver in fear inside their space boots (and fill them with urine... or whatever robot-like fluids they may excrete as waste.

 

[rgb1701]

That one is epic, gimpy117. You may very well have won the thread.

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Damn- thought I'd clinched it with my Tholian/Charlotte's Web post.

I'll have to admit, I'm pissed he beat me to that one- almost obvious

Oh well, at least he's a fellow Michigander

 

[rgb1701]

Robau asked the Guardian of Forever to show him "long ago, in a galaxy far, far away", then stepped through to train with Yoda. After 5 minutes, Yoda said "F*ck it" and handed Robau an honorary Jedi Grand Master diploma, certified in all known Jedi fighting styles, plus a few new styles Robau taught Yoda. Yoda offered Robau the Jedi Council, but Robau declined- "There are too many asses left unkicked in MY galaxy..."

 

[captcalhoun]

Robau made the Guardian of Forever in a cave! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau cries at the end of Old Yeller

(yep, he's sensitive)

 

[stonester1]

Robau made the Guardian of Forever in a cave! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

And a big ass stale donut.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau made the Guardian of Forever in a cave! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

And a big ass stale donut.

Robau wanted to show what you could do with some shorting out Christmas (since every day is a celebration of Robau, he let Christ have one day) lights-

He put them in the donut and scraps and willed them to send people through time.

 

[Islander]

Santa Claus didn't bring any gift for Robau one year cuz he was to much baddass. Guess why he doesn't exist anymore...

 

[KirkusOveractus]

The real reason why the Blues are sung is because Robau took all their wimmin and made the men drink.

 

[Jeri]

When Capt Roboau calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds
up the phone and money falls out.

 

[Islander]

Robau's hotline number is 1-900-223-2777 (look on your phone's keypad)

 

[Jeri]

I'd have to get up. Tell me?

 

[Jeri]

Capt Roboau's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

 

[Islander]

I'd have to get up. Tell me?

1-900-BADASSS (its plural to convey just how badass Robau is)

 

[Jeri]

1-900-BADASSS (its plural to convey just how badass Robau is)

(I need a forehead-smacker emoticon right about here.) Of course, it says that!

 

[Islander]

1-900-BADASSS (its plural to convey just how badass Robau is)

(I need a forehead-smacker emoticon right about here.) Of course, it says that!

This one? Robau does this in the morning as exercise.