Facts About Captain Robau

[Nick Ryder]

Faran Tahir is cool, but Robau is megabadass cool. Faran can be stabbed, blown up, whatever, but Robau is eternal.

Robau's blood isn't blood its coolant to keep his badass from boiling over

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau took his girlfriend to see Star Trek V. And still got laid.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Captain Robau took his girlfriend to see Insurrection and Nemesis and she STILL agreed to a 3 way.

 

[Aragorn]

Vegas allows Captain Robau to place bets on pro wrestling.

 

[Nick Ryder]

And when the wrestler Robau bet on is losing, Robau gets in the ring and FINISHES IT!

 

[Squiggy]

Robau changed the space-time continuum to make 1900=2000.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau even has the Y10K problem figured out already

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't read internet message boards... because he's afraid that he'll abuse his ability to reach through the computer screen and kill the person on the other side with his bare hands because too many internet posters deserve it.

 

[Daneel]

Captain Robau officially de-canonized Nemesis and "These Are the Voyages..." -- because he's just that awesome.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau went to Mount Doom to get rid of the One Ring...but kicked Mount Doom's ass instead and kept the ring.

 

[Plecostomus]

He changed the name of Mt Doom to Mt. Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau will be in the next Peter Jackson film: LORD OF THE RINGS: THE BALD BADASS RETURNS.

 

[captcalhoun]

Captain Robau put out Sauron's flaming eye with his own spit.

 

[cooleddie74]

Sauron dueled Robau in the Shire once. The resulting radioactive fallout from Robau's victory is why Hobbits are so short and have such hairy feet.

 

[Daneel]

Captain Robau is the reason for cooleddie's signature: he killed him in a moment of displeasure to teach him a lesson, then brought him back to life so that he could continue praising the Robau.

 

[Plecostomus]

Almost there. Post faster.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

"Stay on target... stay on target."

 

[Daneel]

When the Kelvin's warp drive is inoperative, Captain Robau will get out and push... and gets the Kelvin where it's going within seconds.

 

[SalvorHardin]

Captain Robau wrote a negative review for Star Trek on Rotten Tomatoes.
But just because he can, he demanded that it be counted as fresh 10/10.

And so it came to pass.

 

[Squiggy]

Robau likes 1900.