Facts About Captain Robau

[Aragorn]

George Kirk was captain of a starship for 12 minutes and saved 800 lives. How many of the deaths does Robau get blamed for?

 

[Karnbeln]

Captain Robau is bringing sky blue back as a manly color, and no one will dare question it.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau can wear pink shirts without anyone stopping for a double-take or giggling.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

All-you-can-eat buffets do not allow Captain Robau to dine at their place. He can eat everything there, not gain a pound, and still want more.

Too damn bad for them then, cause he eats at those places all the time, whether they like it or not. Otherwise, they get pulverized so bad that not even a proton would be able to see what was left of them.

 

[urbandk]

Robau can wear pink shirts without anyone stopping for a double-take or giggling.

Robau's shirts are white. It's just all the Klingon blood that make them look pink.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

But he's man enough to admit they're pink and not make wussy excuses like kool-aid stains or a fictional shade of "Reddish-white"

 

[Daneel]

Captain Robau came into existence when a member of the Q Continuum evolved into a higher form of life.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau once found out that another man once slept with Mrs. Robau.

Said man promptly experienced lethal cranial-anal decompression (his skull blew out through his ass).

 

[Dart]

Before Robau sends the Kelvin to Warp, he rolls down a window and sticks a flashing red beacon on the roof of the bridge. There is also and siren and some Badass 70's cop show music.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Graham Hancock was the only man to find out that Captain Robau built the pyramids.

Robau, being modest as he is, and not wanting to take the credit for it, killed him and replaced him with an android duplicate.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau is disturbed by the lack of progress in this thread.

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Bitches.

 

[Dart]

Captain Robau doesn't wear a welding mask to protect his eyes; you can guess the rest.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau doesn't need a welding torch, his touch alone is like a welding torch.

 

[Plecostomus]

Just invoking his name makes aluminum plate bond to itself!

 

[Dart]

The welder with the goggles in the first trailer was really cooking Robau's breakfast.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The object under construction in the first trailer wasn't the Enterprise, but rather a giant duranium condom for Robau's massive cock.

 

[chineserapper05]

i am not worthy enough to speak his name

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau laughs at terrorists, why go around causing mayhem when you could cause awesomeness? Iron Man was a hit because of the Robau playing Raza.

 

[DontFeedPhil]

Captain Robau apparently gets his ass stabbed by Nero cause he didnt like the answers he was getting...Nero>Robau...

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

That was Faran Tahir. Captain Robau let him get stabbed for letting himself get stabbed while playing him.