Facts About Captain Robau

[Plecostomus]

The dome on the bridge doesn't keep the air from spewing out it seals Robau in.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau laughs in the face of death, then he gives death a weggie and kicks death's ass.

 

[Dart]

2 + 2 = 4.
2 + anything else = Robau

 

[Plecostomus]

Time was created by God to prevent Robau from kicking every ass in the universe in one brief instant.

 

[Squiggy]

Kirk stole his uncle's corvette to escape Robau.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Kirk stole his uncle's corvette to escape Robau.

It didn't work.

 

[Plecostomus]

Pasta is made from the souls of all those who have angered Robau.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau needs no Viagra. Robau IS Viagra.

Men need to seriously consider shaving their heads (and getting plastic surgury to reshape it) to resemble Robau and then there will be no need for any kind of E.D. drugs... because women cannot resist the Robau

 

[Smiley]

I'm sorry to detract from the jokes of the thread, but I'm curious as to how some people got the idea that Robau is worthy of such a thread. He's onscreen for very little time, and he's not that memorable. He's not the next Chuck Norris.

 

[Squiggy]

Robau will make you pay for your insolence.

 

[The Wormhole]

I'm sorry to detract from the jokes of the thread, but I'm curious as to how some people got the idea that Robau is worthy of such a thread. He's onscreen for very little time, and he's not that memorable. He's not the next Chuck Norris.

It's all explained here.

 

[M'Sharak]

Captain Robau is informed about this thread.
He knows...and he is coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD5Dkj78OwU
(around 5:20)

Awesome.

 

[Daneel]

When Captain Robau found out this thread had slipped to the second page of the forum, he changed the numeric system so that it started at 2. No one was able to change it back.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Captain Robau's thread will never slip to page 2 because page 2 no longer exists to Robau. Its all page 1 all the time.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

If this page falls to Page 2, Robau will personally march over to cyberspace and shove the TrekBBS up its own ass so that Page 2 becomes Page 1.

 

[Plecostomus]

I'm sorry to detract from the jokes of the thread, but I'm curious as to how some people got the idea that Robau is worthy of such a thread. He's onscreen for very little time, and he's not that memorable. He's not the next Chuck Norris.

Captain Robau has declared you NON CANON.


...you poor bastard.

 

[Squiggy]

Star Trek has a 100% "Fresh" rating because Robau commands fear and respect.

 

[Daneel]

Albert Einstein once said, "Only two things are infinite: the universe and Captain Robau, and I'm not even sure about the universe."

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau owns all the new BK collector glasses. And painted himself on each one.

 

[Nick Ryder]

I'm sorry to detract from the jokes of the thread, but I'm curious as to how some people got the idea that Robau is worthy of such a thread. He's onscreen for very little time, and he's not that memorable. He's not the next Chuck Norris.

Captain Robau has declared you NON CANON.


...you poor bastard.

Captain Robau declares that any that question his awesomeness and badassness be considered NON CANON and stricken from the LORE. FOREVER.