Facts About Captain Robau

[Nick Ryder]

How about our goal is to get this thread to 100 pages by Thursday? I think we can do it 2000 might be a bit hard still 160 posts within 3 days...

 

[Squiggy]

The Burger King bows down before only one man. That man? Captain F. Robau.

 

[Plecostomus]

How about our goal is to get this thread to 100 pages by Thursday? I think we can do it 2000 might be a bit hard still 160 posts within 3 days...

Keep posting damn it. 2000 posts or the movie is a FAILURE!

ROBAU DEMANDS 2000!

 

[Aragorn]

Robau knows which box of cereal has the toy inside that he wants without even opening it.

 

[captcalhoun]

although Robau doesn't need to collect the cereal toys because he gets them from the factory when he buys his Badass size box of cereal.

 

[Dart]

Robau's ship has 25 hours in a day. Which are 0:00 to 0:Robau.

 

[Aragorn]

After a trip to the doctor's office, Robau can have as many lollipops as he wants.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau eats drywall. Because HE CAN.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't need tech support. When his computer f's up he vaporizes it and builds a new one from scratch.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robau's old ship, the USS Hummer was a gas guzzler. The gas prices and the USS Hummer both infuriated him and both the ship and the petrol companies were vapourized the next day.

The Kelvin is powered by Robau's badassedness and requires no fuel.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau was spotted eating a bratwurst the other day, so every god-damn Robau Groupie (I mean disciple) ran to the store and stocked up. Now there ain't none left... so Robau started making his own... out of real brats.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The ionization-rate from Robau's Rage is constant for all physical entities.

Robau can really bust some heads... in a literal sense, of course.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau can be used to catalyze certain polymeric reactions.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau has a Wave-Motion Gun.

In his pants.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau has a Wave-Motion Gun.

In his pants.

Captain Robau mainlines black-holes. With chocolate frosting.

 

[Aragorn]

If Robau were a baseball manager and was caught betting on games, Major League Baseball would immediately make it legal for him to do so... but still illegal for everyone else!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robau makes the world go round. Literally. We'd all float off due to a lack of gravity if he for one second were to stop spinning the Earth on his finger. Except we wouldn't , cause gravity's too wussy to incur Robau's Wrath.

 

[Daneel]

The real reason the Prophets exist outside of linear time is because they're afraid to be in the same space-time continuum as Captain Robau. Unfortunately for them, Captain Robau transcends space and time.

 

[Aragorn]

All-you-can-eat buffets do not allow Captain Robau to dine at their place. He can eat everything there, not gain a pound, and still want more.

 

[Squiggy]

Captain Robau: Greatest Captain ever or Greatest Captain ever?