Facts About Captain Robau
- Thread starter Herkimer Jitty
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Robau IS space travel.
Space Travel came about because Robau was bored with one planet, awesome such as his needed to be shared with the whole universe.
Wormholes are the result of Robau getting bored one night and spanking it.
Captain Robau is informed about this thread.
He knows...and he is coming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD5Dkj78OwU
(around 5:20)
He knows...and he is coming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD5Dkj78OwU
(around 5:20)
Robau can make his dick grow with just a thought.
:dusts off the thread: Welcome to the TrekBBS Captain Robau! We are all but your humble bootlicks... no we are not worthy to be even THAT... for you are too badass to even need boots licked because your boots don't even get dirty! Dirt repels in fear from Robau.
Robau didn't get defeated by Nero. He lulled him into a false sense of security and will strike later.
Kirk's dad wanted to name his son Robau Kirk, but then he realized that only Robau can be Robau!
We were dead the moment he heard. We just don't know it yet.
Although hey we're FAMOUS!
Although hey we're FAMOUS!
WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!
If Robau were a Native American warrior, he'd be Kicks Ass With No Hair.
You know what, I have this sneaky feeling that none of our asses are even up to the caliber of Robau to kick.
Even J. Lo's ass isn't worthy...and her ass needs to be kicked for LOTS of reasons.
Robau would make us kick OUR OWN ASSES
Plecostomus
Commodore
Awesome.
Ahem.
The antimatter containment pods don't keep the antimatter contained, they keep Captain Robau from kicking it's ass.
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