Facts About Captain Robau

[Squiggy]

OMG, how many of us are totally in w/ Robau ... He is hardcore!

The man isn't afraid to take ON the Narada in a ship with just ONE NACELLE! I would want a LEAST TWO if it were me fighting that mean old nero, who was so AWESTRUCK by the ROBAU that he COULDN'T SPEAK!

quiver LADIES (and GENTS) QUIVER!

Robau can beat the Narada with one nacelle tied behind his back.

I stand by what I said.

 

[CommanderTrip]

Robau doesn't sleep. He asks, "what gives you the right to incapacitate a federation officer for 8 hours a day?"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau got owned by Captain Nero motherfuckers!!
Captain Robau is other name for fail.

If I were you I'd pick out a bucket to be buried in because when Robau gets his hands on you he will beat you into a puddle.

 

[cooleddie74]

Barack Obama learned his cool badassness from a time-traveling Captain Robau.

 

[The Wormhole]

So, has anyone every heard about that time Captain Robau took on the Swine Flu...?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

So, has anyone every heard about that time Captain Robau took on the Swine Flu...?

I heard it was the Swine Flu AND the Bird Flu.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Fools, he had Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Hamster Flu and Andorian Shingles at the same time. And that was the day he won the NFL. His team was himself. His coach was himself.

Sponsored by himself, motherfuckers.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Fools, he had Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Hamster Flu and Andorian Shingles at the same time. And that was the day he won the NFL. His team was himself. His coach was himself.

Sponsored by himself, motherfuckers.

Also he won the Daytona 500 that day and he didn't even have a car.

 

[chineserapper05]

captain robau is not pleased this thread was on the second page.

 

[urbandk]

Captain Robau rewrote the whole Trek canon, and he wasn't satisfied with the new timeline. He personally rebooted it all.

It was in fact Robau who commanded the Enterprise, Robau who was the Emissary, Robau who joined with V'Ger. Basically, everything badass ever done in the history of the Federation was done by Robau.

 

[Plecostomus]

captain robau is not pleased this thread was on the second page.

Since you dragged the thread back to it's proper place on Page One, Robau hereby grants you immunity to AIDS, cancer, swine-flu, SARS, explosive diarrhea, syphilis and pink-eye.

Now go forth and PREACH the WORD OF ROBAU my son! CAN I GET AN AMEN!?!

 

[Squiggy]

Fools, he had Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Hamster Flu and Andorian Shingles at the same time. And that was the day he won the NFL. His team was himself. His coach was himself.

Sponsored by himself, motherfuckers.

The day the Robau Robaus won Super Bowl CCXC went down as the greatest human achievement in the history of anything in this universe and any mirror.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau rules over a planet of damn, dirty and bald apes.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau rules over a planet of damn, dirty and bald apes.

And if they don't like it he will damn them all to hell.

 

[Nick Ryder]

And even hell fears Capain Robau. So does heaven. They know his sheer badassery will cause a space time rift that no amount of technobabble will ever solve.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Captain Robu is so mighty that Gaila, Hannity, Ayel, Chief Engineer Olsen, Lew The Bartender, Med Tech #2 and Vulcan Elder #3 all tremble in his presence.

Well maybe not Lew The Bartender, he's seen it all before.

 

[Aragorn]

Before swine flu could infect Captain Robau, he grabbed it with his own bare hands and beat it up.

 

[Squiggy]

No pig will ever get the best of Robau!

 

[urbandk]

No one saw what Robau did after Nero punked him. He just pulled out Nero's toothpick and grabbed Nero by the ear. He then personally took Nero to Rura Penthe and dropped him off to be the Klingons' sex slave. Nero was begging Robau not to let him go, so Robau didn't. Robau kept a hold of Nero's ear and when the Klingons got a hold of Nero, they ripped him away. All that was left in Robau's hand was the top of Nero's ear, which Robau wears around his neck.

 

[Akiraprise]

Captain Robau has declared Trek XI the greatest thing since sliced bread. And Captain Robau likes bread.