Facts About Captain Robau

[Squiggy]

The sun never sets on the Robau Empire.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

When Captain Robau umpires a baseball game, no one EVER questions his calls and instant replay is never needed.

Captain Robau made Bill Buckner make that error in the 1986 World Series.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau has named me Minister of Truth of the Robau Imperium. I now act as a relay for local dispersal of Robau's rage... bitches.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau laughs in the face of death, satan, fire, and a shitload of other stuff.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau prefers Kit Kat to Twix. Not because its a better bar per se. Because Kit Kat respects HIM more.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau likes putting punk ass Romulans in their place.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau maxed out all his credit cards and still got a $1,000,000 limit extension on each...because he's that awesome.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the real reason that Nero's ears were mutilated.

 

[StarTrek1701]

Captain Robau got owned by Captain Nero motherfuckers!!
Captain Robau is other name for fail.

 

[Hedbergian]

StarFleet has stopped bothering to supply Captain Robau with weapons or any kind of armament. He's so badass, he kills enemies with the photon torpedoes he imagines he has.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau can throw a phaser at you and you'll still get vaporized.

 

[Squiggy]

When asked for the stardate Robau just threw some random numbers together. The Federation keeps time based on this moment.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau got owned by Captain Nero motherfuckers!!
Captain Robau is other name for fail.

Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself floating home. Wearing concrete overshoes.

 

[Squiggy]

Captain Robau got owned by Captain Nero motherfuckers!!
Captain Robau is other name for fail.

I hope your death is quick and painless. Robau does not.

So it won't be.

 

[Trekologist]

OMG, how many of us are totally in w/ Robau ... He is hardcore!

The man isn't afraid to take ON the Narada in a ship with just ONE NACELLE! I would want a LEAST TWO if it were me fighting that mean old nero, who was so AWESTRUCK by the ROBAU that he COULDN'T SPEAK!

quiver LADIES (and GENTS) QUIVER!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The only reason Nero was able to totally shank Robau was because it was just Faran Tahir playing Robau.

If it was the real Robau, Nero's eye sockets would burn out from the badass the moment he saw Robau.

 

[Trekologist]

The only reason Nero was able to totally shank Robau was because it was just Faran Tahir playing Robau.

If it was the real Robau, Nero's eye sockets would burn out from the badass the moment he saw Robau.

Yes, the REAL ROBAU would have SPEARED NERO with just one ANGRY GLANCE! ...

Robau: What gives you the right to ATTACK a FEDERATION Starship
Robau: Turns head Glares EYES

Nero: AAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!

 

[Aragorn]

Robau picking his nose is considered a great achievement, for his boogers are used as currency in some European and African countries.

 

[Trekologist]

The word Robau is known throughout the quadrant, because it means Righteous $exy Bad@SS in over 100 different Federation languages!

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau got owned by Captain Nero motherfuckers!!
Captain Robau is other name for fail.

Duuuude....


Can I have your Xbox 360? You won't be able to use it when Robau is done with you.