Captain Robau rises in the west...and badasses in the east.
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And You don't even want to know what he does in the north and south.
The Robau Man can because he mixes it with WIN and makes the Kelvin feel good.
Captain Robau is so bad ass, he went back in time,killed Sayid's wife on Lost, pretended to die and jumped back into the future to watch his own bad-assery via the holo-television in his uber-bachelor's pad. Then he had a smoke.
Robau has been badass since before the beatles.
Not the band. The lifeform.
Not the band. The lifeform.
Plecostomus
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Page two again. Fail one more time and your flesh WILL be consumed.
After that he willgo out to 6 or 7 bars and beat the shit out of everyone there.
Plecostomus
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Post faster, damn it. The badassery is fading!
FOOL! Robau's Badass is eternal.
The Cloverfield monster is one of Robau's pimples.
Plecostomus
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Robau has a 1964 white Mustang with a 2064 warp engine...and a 2164 condom and Spanish Fly dispenser.
Plecostomus
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I paid Captain Robau to sharpen the tools for my lathe. Paid him $10 and those tools have never once gotten dull again.
Best $10 I've ever spent.
Best $10 I've ever spent.
Robau has officially deemed me "Badasseddie74."
Captain Robau's US Army career code is 3B0 - Badass Butt-kicker Bar None.
Captain Robau pukes rubies.
Captain Robau is also so badass he got the stardate system changed to make sense.
Plecostomus
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Robau wants this thread to catch up with the other joke-threads, jump them and slit their throats... by tomorrow morning 6am.
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