And Robau's death rage is also way its a very bad idea to talk about the destroyed wussy states as they still anger him even to this day.
Facts About Captain Robau
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And Robau's death rage is also way its a very bad idea to talk about the destroyed wussy states as they still anger him even to this day.
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Burger King finally got permission to sell the Robau Whopper. It's 12 pounds of hyper-compressed AWESOME crammed down your throat at 120mph... and you will eat two of them, bitch.
Wash it down with a Extra Large glass of toddler-tears and enjoy a nice slice of Justice Pie (now FLAMING) for dessert!
Wash it down with a Extra Large glass of toddler-tears and enjoy a nice slice of Justice Pie (now FLAMING) for dessert!
Anyone want a new "Your mama" joke?
Your mama's so ugly, she did the truly impossible. She made Captain Robau's dick go limp.
Your mama's so ugly, she did the truly impossible. She made Captain Robau's dick go limp.
Captain Robau eats other captains for breakfast literally because thats why Robert April isn't in this movie!
Captain Robau has had enough of your snide insinuations
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Captain Robau's cock is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to Robau's Cock.
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Captain Robau's cock is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to Robau's Cock.
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Not sure if this interview has been posted here before. If not here's an interview with Faran Tahir.
Awesome.
Captain Robau is the reason Kenny keeps coming back.
Captain Robau thinks all other captains before him have been soft!! Rightly so!
As a result Captain Robau pledges to run his ship with an iron fist randomly executing redshirts at the drop of a hat.
Captain Robau eats only albacore tuna. Only the best.
Robau is so badass that when the word "badass" is used, he gets a royalty.
A big one.
A big one.
...any hat.
Captain Robau never gets tired after exercise. He only secretes badass pheromones.
Hey anyone know who would win in a fight between Captain Robau and Carl Spock?
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A tie. Robau would respect that badass 'fro too much to kill it or the man its attached to.
A tie. Robau would respect that badass 'fro too much to kill it or the man its attached to.
The only reason you’re living and breathing is because Captain Robau is allowing it.
Captain Robau has an official fan club. It is called the human race.
If Kill Bill Uma Thurman and Captain Robau had a fight it would be so badass that it would instantly bring about the Big Crunch and the end of the universe.
Captain Robau knows what you do at night.
Captain Robau has a cooler phone than you.
Captain Robau uses violence to solve everything.
Captain Robau’s ringtone is a recording of his enemies begging for their lives.
Captain Robau’s hobbies include: Jogging, tennis, cooking and making wallpaper from the eyelids of his enemies.
That’s not a warp nacelle under the Kelvin, that’s Captain Robau’s giant Borg-enhanced penis.
Captain Robau has an official fan club. It is called the human race.
If Kill Bill Uma Thurman and Captain Robau had a fight it would be so badass that it would instantly bring about the Big Crunch and the end of the universe.
Captain Robau knows what you do at night.
Captain Robau has a cooler phone than you.
Captain Robau uses violence to solve everything.
Captain Robau’s ringtone is a recording of his enemies begging for their lives.
Captain Robau’s hobbies include: Jogging, tennis, cooking and making wallpaper from the eyelids of his enemies.
That’s not a warp nacelle under the Kelvin, that’s Captain Robau’s giant Borg-enhanced penis.
You have it wrong, my friend. The Borg didn't enhance Robau's penis. Robau's penis enhanced the Borg.
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