Facts About Captain Robau

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau swallowed the Easter Bunny. Alive.

 

[Classic Fan]

Just posted this in another thraed and thought oozed so much brilliance as the like of robau, i had to post it.

Captain Robau is soooooo way better than Mace Windu, that when he has a light sabre, it wont be purple, it will read BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD LIKE BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHER FUCKER in red up the side.

 

[Starpaul20]

Captain Robau never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of species Captain Robau has allowed to live.

Captain Robau knows the last digit of Pi.

Captain Robau eats nails for breakfast.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Some people go to vineyards to taste various wines.

Captain Robau goes to Cape Canaveral to taste various rocket fuels.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau got a basket full of testosterone-coated eggs for Easter.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau prefers Ginsters over any other brand.

 

[protocida]

Arnold Schazenegger eats Green-boines in breakfest. Captain Robau eats Arnold Schazeneggers.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

If Data and Janeway ever time traveled to the 23rd century Captain Robau would kick their asses so hard they would be automatically sent back to the 24th century.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau makes stake and kidney pie with metal stakes and the knees of small children.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau DEMANDS more attention. Post faster, assholes! *whip whip whip*

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau farts in bed. But the bed loves it.

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

If Captain Robau dressed in a pink tutu and sang "On the Good Ship Lollipop" he would still look more manly than Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, and Charles Bronson combined.

In general relativity, a black hole is a region of space in which the gravitational field is so powerful that nothing, including light, can escape its pull... except for Captain Robau.

Darth Vader: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to Captain Robau."

 

[Plecostomus]

Darth Vader: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to Captain Robau."

The "superlaser" works by projecting an image of Captain Robau onto a planet. No mere ball of rock and dirt can withstand such concentrated bad-assery for long.

 

[The Wormhole]

If Captain Robau dressed in a pink tutu and sang "On the Good Ship Lollipop" he would still look more manly than Van Damme,

The simple fact that Captain Robau has work makes him look more manly than Van Damme these days.

 

[stonester1]

Captain Robau is so manly, no one needs to point out how manly he is. Everyone knows instinctively.

Still, his awesomeness demands said verbalization nonetheless.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau makes the world taste good. He's the Candy Badass.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau can't get shot even at point blank rang because the bullets fly away from him in terror.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau contains 200 parts per 1,000 of pure, uncut badass.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau never has to use a toilet because being an awesome badass burns 100% of everything he intakes. His body produces NO waste.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau invented the counterclockwise swirl.