Robau can defeat zombies simply by sneering at them.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Plecostomus
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Yeah he gets ripping drunk and makes PEW PEW sounds as he fires the weapons.
Almost no one knows that because he's not in the habit of leaving witnesses.
When zombies attack, Robau and his officers go to the New Winchester Pub & Colony and stage a defense.
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Captain Robau invited my wife over for some "scrambled eggs" she hasn't been home since.
Captain Robau's favorite woman?
ALL OF THEM.
ALL OF THEM.
Captain Robau is part Cuban, part Pakistani and all studmuffin.
On May 8th all the canonites will cry out save us.
And Captain Robau will wisper back NO!
Then he'll kick all their asses and IT. WILL. BE. EPIC!!
And Captain Robau will wisper back NO!
Then he'll kick all their asses and IT. WILL. BE. EPIC!!
Robau once asked for more blueberries in his breakfast muffins. That's why blueberries went extinct by the mid-23rd century.
He also enjoys humpback whale in his muffins.
Same result.
Same result.
Captain Robau thinks the Best of Both Words Borg are pansies.
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Captain Robau once shot a crewman for wearing Hello Kitty skivvies under his uniform.
This just in Captain Robau, Darth Vader, and Grand Admiral Thrawn just stole an AT-AT and went on a drunken joyride on Endor sadly the entire Rebel Alliance was on the planet at the time celebrating the destruction of the Death Star II and Palpatine's death and were subsequenly killed along with all the Ewoks when the AT-AT stepped on all of them, Robau's coment after all this was to call the Rebels wimps and then pee on all their graves. In other news Robau is set to replace Palpatine as the new Galactic Emperor.
Grand Admiral Thrawn is pale white because Robau drained all the blood and life from him in a Badass-off.
Captain Robau can believe it's not butter (one of the weirder American inventions, by the way).
Captain Robau killed the radiostar, the video star, AND the rest of the music industry.
Grand Admiral Thrawn is noted for gazing at art work and gaining inspiration to defeat enemies. Captain Robau simply gazes at his enemies and they are defeated.
Usually becuase when Robau gazes at his enemies his enemies melt.
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