The Kelvin doesn't need matter and anti-matter in it's core. It's too cool for that, fueled on pure PWND. Which of course, Robau holds the monopoly on the supply.
Facts About Captain Robau
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The only way Ben Sisko is better than Robau is taste, and Robau knows this cause he just had the bitch-ass punk for lunch. He had a Sisko-burger. It was delicious.
Captain Robau makes it hurt so good.
Captain Robau can WILL appear in Trek XII OR THEIR WILL BE BLOOD!
Captain Robau commands that you use proper spelling and Grammar when posting...
Captain Robau commands that you use proper spelling and Grammar when posting...
The same applies to you...
'Grammar' is supposed to be written in lower case in your post.
Captain Robau doesn't need instant potatoes. They're beneath him. He eats spuds raw. Dipped in the blood of his enemies.
Captain Robau commands that you use proper spelling and Grammar when posting...
The same applies to you...
'Grammar' is supposed to be written in lower case in your post.
FOr soMe REasoN, I ShiFt to mUCh.
Captain Robau commands that you use proper spelling and Grammar when posting...
The same applies to you...
'Grammar' is supposed to be written in lower case in your post.
FOr soMe REasoN, I ShiFt to mUCh.
LoOKs LIkE iT...
Captain Robau never uses the SHIFT key. Upper and lowercase letters know DAMN WELL when they need to make appearances and get the hell out of there.
The Great Bird of the Galaxy is the name given to Captain Robau's cock.
Captain Robau is currently kicking everyone in the Star Wars universe's ass.
And you can bet he certainly isn't going to let Greedo shoot first.
Plecostomus
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Captain Robau walked up to the Emperor, kicked him in the balls and told him to REPENT... and he did.
Captain Robau don't take no shit from no candy-ass lightening-shooting force-wielding telekinetic-choking bastards no sir!
Captain Robau don't take no shit from no candy-ass lightening-shooting force-wielding telekinetic-choking bastards no sir!
Later after making Vader his wing man, they went and kicked Tarkins ass then broke his fancy Death Star, then later stole the keys to the Eclipse and when on a rampage.
Captain Robau doesn't need the Eclipse to go on a rampage of mass destruction. He need only get angry.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Yeah but sometimes he likes to hop aboard a big-ass starship and putter around blowing shit up.
Just for fun.
Just for fun.
Especially when that big-ass starship has the emperor's massive liquor stash onboard. Nothing like blowing shit up while drinking really good booze.
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