Wow, looks like our Captain Robau is pmsing like crazy.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau can program the clock on a VCR just by glaring at it 
Whatever that might be, I hope he's not doing it on our carpet...
Plecostomus
Commodore
WAIT this isn't my PTSD med it's Enzite!
Maaan don't you motherfuckers keep track of this shit? Like a God-damned broken record! Repeat'n yourselves like a retarded parrot hopped up on crack.
I said ORIGINAL CONTENT, BITCHES! O R I G I N A L CONTENT!
Captain Robau can program the clock on a VCR just by glaring at it
Maaan don't you motherfuckers keep track of this shit? Like a God-damned broken record! Repeat'n yourselves like a retarded parrot hopped up on crack.
I said ORIGINAL CONTENT, BITCHES! O R I G I N A L CONTENT!
Re: WAIT this isn't my PTSD med it's Enzite!
You don't know what pms is? You lucky, lucky man.
I'd say Captain Robau is not afraid of a thousand women during pms. How's that for original content?
You don't know what pms is? You lucky, lucky man.
I'd say Captain Robau is not afraid of a thousand women during pms. How's that for original content?
Plecostomus
Commodore
Re: WAIT this isn't my PTSD med it's Enzite!
You are my new XO. Last one accidentally hurled himself across the bridge when the ship exploded.
Welcome aboad, bitch.
You are my new XO. Last one accidentally hurled himself across the bridge when the ship exploded.
Welcome aboad, bitch.
Captain Robau isn't just badass.
He's WICKEDASS.
He's WICKEDASS.
Plecostomus
Commodore
I dub thee Motherfucking Science Officer. Not "Science Officer" MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE OFFICER.
Welcome aboard, bitch.
I dub thee Motherfucking Science Officer. Not "Science Officer" MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE OFFICER.
Welcome aboard, bitch.
Robau says the universe was created when he sneezed. Let's use ship's instruments to find out!
Plecostomus
Commodore
MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE OFFICER! PREPARE TO DO THE TIME WARP... AGAIN!
*cue ridiculous song and dance routine*
*cue ridiculous song and dance routine*
You do a Robau to the right...
Captain Robau dosen't use weakass matter and anti-matter in his warpdrive he uses a compination of Badass, Epic Win, and hot sauce. As a result his ship can reach Warp HOLY F@#KING S@#T THATS FAST!
Captain Robau is going to have an MTV series. It'll be called HEADBANGER'S GALACTIC SPHERE.
Captain Robau won't be cremated when he dies. He'll be flame broiled. And he'll be delicious.
Plecostomus
Commodore
That is assuming he can die. 8.3 billion years later they are STILL trying.
...and on the third day, God checked with Robau to make sure it looked OK.
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