Facts About Captain Robau

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau was in my apartment fixing my plumbing this morning and used my computer to visit this thread.

He has also appointed me President of the Project R.O.B.A.U. Fan-Cult And Soda Can Collection Drive.

 

[Captain MAJ]

What does R.O.B.A.U. stand for?

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau Omnipotent Bad Assery Unit of course. What did you think it stood for?

 

[Captain MAJ]

Robot Overlord of Bad Ass Underwear?

 

[Dart]

Captain Robau doesn't care what you think. You care what he thinks.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau can date Jessica Simpson and not plump her up with bad southern food.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau controls the spice, the universe, your dog, and pretty much everything else in existence.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau knows what a hot dog is made of.

 

[Ovation]

Captain Robau knows what a hot dog is made of.

And yet eats them without fear. That's BADASS.

 

[Plecostomus]

Once this thread hits 2,500 posts Robau will appear and take us all to the promised land.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau finds the lack of activity in this thread today disturbing...

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau feels young Plecostomus can be turned. YES. He could be a great asset.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the reason Disco died.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau feels young Plecostomus can be turned. YES. He could be a great asset.

Where as you would make a great ass. Robau commands you to bend over, here it comes again.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is so badass that Starfleet will eventually promote him to God-emperor of the universe.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau is so badass he doesn't need up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A before playing Contra.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Prove otherwise.

While you do THAT I'll sit over here and bask in the sound of how awesome I really am.

Captain Robau is not amused. We're left to wonder whether that's a good or a bad thing.

 

[captcalhoun]

Robau is so badass when he plays Mortal Kombat I he gets gore even without using the Down-Up-Left-Left-A-Right-Down cheat.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau is so badass when he plays Mortal Kombat I he gets gore even without using the Down-Up-Left-Left-A-Right-Down cheat.

And the guy he's fighting bursts into flame without Robau even having to do anything.

 

[WendellM]

Captain Robau so expands the limits of Star Trek that he could only be played by someone named Faran Tahir. As in "Space, the final FaranTahir."