Facts About Captain Robau

[Squiggy]

Roads? Where Captain Robau is going, he doesn't need roads.

 

[pookha]

when Captain Robau wants a milk bath he bathes in the milky way..

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau laughs in the face of Cannon.

 

[Piper]

Captain's Robau's surname begins with an "R."

 

[M'Sharak]

Captain Robau so expands the limits of Star Trek that he could only be played by someone named Faran Tahir. As in "Space, the final FaranTahir."

How is it that it took more than 1100 posts for someone to think of that?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

A fart from captain Robau renders every planet with in 1,000 lightyears uninhabitable for eons.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau is the reason Viking helmets have horns.

 

[Captain MAJ]

I had sex with Captain Robau...

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau is sacred. Captain Robau's grand. If Captain Robau's wasted...the Great Bird gets quite irate.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau has entire garage full of invisible motorcycles. And they are all Hawgs, bitch.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Into the jaws of death rode the six hundred. Because they were trying to get away from Captain Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

Tonight...Robau dines on BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Green Shirt]

Captain Robau is the one who got Dante and Randal to put the restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob at the Quick Stop.

And he's the one who killed Dante in the alternate ending.

 

[Plecostomus]

Into the jaws of death rode the six hundred. Because they were trying to get away from Captain Robau.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Help, I'm stepping into the Captain Robau Zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far

Soon you will come to know...when Captain Robau hits the bone

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't need a body fluid recycling outfit to survive on Dune. He can drink his own piss straight-up because it's just that pure.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau eats sandworms for breakfast.

 

[WendellM]

Robau doesn't need a body fluid recycling outfit to survive on Dune. He can drink his own piss straight-up because it's just that pure.

Robau eats sandworms for breakfast.

Niiice.

He who controls the spice controls the universe! (as long as it's OK with Robau).

 

[Squiggy]

Robau does not scream THE WOMEN, the women scream ROBAU.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau demands the Studio re-write Deanna Troi's character because he is TIRED of her emo-whining CRAP.